How much can you love your bike

[REDLAND]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

""Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."

man there's some strange people about

 

[bristolseagull]

yeah but it IS quite a nice bike........

 

[cannedheat]

That is worse than a saddle sniffer.

 

[Eggmundo]

It's a GT isn't it?
Yeah I'd probably have a pop.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I'm off for a quick ride takes on a new meaning.

 

[Rangdo]

Was that the actual bike? I thought that the victim remained anonymous in sex offences?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

PAVEMENTS!!! lol - perhaps he was a bit stoned at the time, a slab of excitement for him clearly!

 

[Happy Seagull]

How do you get put on the sex offenders list for doing that?

 

[nail-Z]

How do you get put on the sex offenders list for doing that?

Indeed. He's hardly a menace to society.

I'm not suggesting his behaviour was in any way normal, but to simulate sex to a bicycle, in the privacy of your own room...

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Perhaps his bike was a Chopper?

 

[Stat Brother]

I think I've posted this before, but this is the mainstay of my 'other' forum life.

I can't help thinking there's some bike's worth lovin'

http://www.bikeradar.com/road/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12544013

 

[Stat Brother]

I guess he's not the only one:-

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7ZVSoRaZM

And that link lead me to:-

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ijuwFNUiLCQ
This needs sound, if only for 1 of the last ones, and probably is NSFW.