How much action did you get at the weekend

[Napper]

with your partner / lover / shag piece / person you pulled / other

I had x 2

Sat am + Sun eve

very nice too.

Fancy some now to be honest

 

[Bigtomfu]

Fancy some now to be honest

The last time i checked this wasn't a dogging site, but hey whatevers your poison!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I had 2 sexes and gave 2 orals. To my female girlfriend, like, innit. Not to blokes who might be fannyless gays.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Had frottage with my mate's ex at the back of the Event dancefloor Friday night (almost sex, PM me if you want details), got a shake 'n vac and blowie off my casual gf on Saturday and shagged my proper gf last night.

Since you asked.

 

[Ding Dong !]

This sounds very much like..........I'm a better fan than you....type of thread !!!

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm a better fan than you.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You don't deserve regular sex if you're not a season ticket holder

 

[H2O]

Had frottage with my mate's ex at the back of the Event dancefloor Friday night (almost sex, PM me if you want details), got a shake 'n vac and blowie off my casual gf on Saturday and shagged my proper gf last night.

Since you asked.

If you were a girl you would be called a slag, but as you a bloke top work Fella!!!!!

 

[REDLAND]

Had frottage with my mate's ex at the back of the Event dancefloor Friday night (almost sex, PM me if you want details), got a shake 'n vac and blowie off my casual gf on Saturday and shagged my proper gf last night.

Since you asked.

This makes me wish I was STILL at school

 

[captainmorganrum]

Had frottage with my mate's ex at the back of the Event dancefloor Friday night (almost sex, PM me if you want details), got a shake 'n vac and blowie off my casual gf on Saturday and shagged my proper gf last night.

Since you asked.

Sorry, I'm married (so a bit out of touch) but what is a "shake and vac"?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Did you like the blowie seagull?

 

[empire]

i had bloody mary sex last nite,or some might say,jammie doughnut sex,left the old dear to clear the mess from the silk sheets

 

[H2O]

i had bloody mary sex last nite,or some might say,jammie doughnut sex,left the old dear to clear the mess from the silk sheets

I see the blue pills must have arrived then!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i had bloody mary sex last nite,or some might say,jammie doughnut sex,left the old dear to clear the mess from the silk sheets

I gave mine a sausage sarnie as well last night, forgot to add that

 

[Trufflehound]

Had frottage with my mate's ex at the back of the Event dancefloor Friday night (almost sex, PM me if you want details), got a shake 'n vac and blowie off my casual gf on Saturday and shagged my proper gf last night.

Since you asked.

Frottage is a marvellous word. It's one of those gems of the English language that I could sit an look at all day...

Like Trundle...
Or Spoon...
Or Wankel Rotary Engine.

 

[REDLAND]

I see the blue pills must have arrived then!!!

treats

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Perrin, do you remember that time I wiped my semen on you

(this is not actually one of our spoof homo-erotic jokes either)

 

[looney]

Me.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

if you got an erection youd faint with all the blood rushing to it

 

[Simster]

if you got an erection youd faint with all the blood rushing to it

Plus you wouldn't get laid much anyway. Unless you could charm a hump back whale.

Come to think of it, how big *is* a whales nudger?