How many on NSC have made a porno film?

[public school boy]

I used to go out with a Dutch Girl who was really into making Adult educational films so it would have been rude to have turned down the chance to take part. Any stories of your own?

 

[Normal Rob]

was it about how to handle impotence? or does size really matter?

 

[sam86]

A mate of mine once went out with a Dutch girl, who liked doing the exact same thing. Turned out her name was Jonathan.

 

[driller]

Was it called swing both ways ?

 

[Gully]

I have dated several Dutch girls...none of them were up for making porno films!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have never dated any Dutch girls, with or without cameras.

Hope this helps.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

About 14 so far not including the botched one in St Annes Wells Park, when Ernest couldn't get his stallion spray to work and US flatly refused to leave his trailer.

 

[Icy Gull]

I used to know someone who was allegedly involved in Dutch snuff movies.

 

[Napper]

I've filmed birds noshing me off but thats about it

 

[empire]

i ruined some german student back in my youth,under the pier,nice shaven minge,noshed like a olympian,then after unloading my english sperm,i looked up to see the hairest armpits ive every seen,put me of germans for life,

 

[Philzo-93]

Yeah lost my virginity at 15. Got plenty of wonga too.

Hot blonde, like anal. Rode her like a her horse

 

[Philzo-93]

i ruined some german student back in my youth,under the pier,nice shaven minge,noshed like a olympian,then after unloading my english sperm,i looked up to see the hairest armpits ive every seen,put me of germans for life,

Why the f*** were you even considering (let alone banging) a German

Imagining it must have been a real turn off

How could you miss them if they were the "hairiest" before giving her a good poke!? :lolol

 

[empire]

When i was yound i had no morals end of,only interested in the real action fella,never noticed the armpitts,worse thing was she was fuckin gorge.

 

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[Chesney Christ]

Indeed. I think there is probably about half a sentence in this thread that is actually true. Sad f*ckers.

 

[Beach Hut]

Poor old Hugo, hours of time to dream away the day and think up this rubbish.

 

[nwgull]

I used to know someone who was allegedly involved in Dutch snuff movies.

what exactly is a snuff movie?

 

[timbha]

what exactly is a snuff movie?

something to do with sneezing

 

[Dr Q]

I used to go out with a Dutch Girl who was really into making Adult educational films so it would have been rude to have turned down the chance to take part. Any stories of your own?

Did she stuff her C*** full of clams or have lobsters up her @rse?

 

[public school boy]

Poor old Hugo, hours of time to dream away the day and think up this rubbish.

Quite right> I showed the vid at my stag night, you can guess what the response was