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Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
To want a Tefal quick cup.

Just seen it advertised:- 'for those of you who can't wait for hot water'.

So basically you spend a small fortune on this gadget discarding your kettle, because you can't wait less than a minute for it to boil, as this one boils in 3 seconds.
 






Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
:D:D:D
The advert slogan that gets me

"you dont have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF"

errr yeah you do....

"hello mr army man, can i please fly you plane, and fire some missles, i cant drive a car yet, but im just responding to your advert"
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
The advert slogan that gets me

"you dont have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF"

errr yeah you do....

Errr, no you don't.

Weapons systems officer
Weapons systems operator (acoustic)
Weapons systems operator (electronic warfare)
Weapons systems operator (crewman)
Weapons systems operator (linguist)

etc
 
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Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
To want a Tefal quick cup.

Just seen it advertised:- 'for those of you who can't wait for hot water'.

So basically you spend a small fortune on this gadget discarding your kettle, because you can't wait less than a minute for it to boil, as this one boils in 3 seconds.

But more importantly I bet it tastes like shit.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Errr, no you don't.

Weapons systems officer
Weapons systems operator (acoustic)
Weapons systems operator (electronic warfare)
Weapons systems operator (crewman)
Weapons systems operator (linguist)

etc

Yeah..but how many of those actually FLY a plane? Read Brett's post again
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Yeah..but how many of those actually FLY a plane? Read Brett's post again

No the advert says 'fly in the RAF' That doesn't say fly a plane. Those craftsmen fly every day, it's just that the plane is flown by the pilot.
 






Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
it's 'Fly' as in do well, succeed for facks sake....


So you fly on holiday? You don't pilot the plane nor do you succeed. You fly to your destination.
 


severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,762
By the seaside in West Somerset
RAF aside the quick cup must be one of the most ludicrous concepts ever and only the terminally stupid would even think of buying one ........................................
bet they sell tons of them then:D
 




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