How gay are you ?

[The Wookiee]

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

I would imagine that the first two questions would be a bit of a giveaway as to how gay you are.

1) Male or Female?

2) Do you have sex with Men or Women or Both?

 

[Buzzer]

Oh dear. 66% gay. It appears that I'm a whoopsie in denial.

 

[Cian]

Oh dear. 66% gay. It appears that I'm a whoopsie in denial.

Too much Abercrombie and Fitch. Didn't you know it transmits contact-gayness through skin? Tighter it is the more contact...

 

[The Wookiee]

30%

 

[El Presidente]

Oh dear. 66% gay. It appears that I'm a whoopsie in denial.

Is there a 'how MILF inclined are you' test too?

 

[Cian]

53% apparently.

 

[Buzzer]

Is there a 'how MILF inclined are you' test too?

Question 1: Heather Mills. Yes or No?
Question 2: Are you a member of several Kate McCann appreciation groups on facebook?
Question 3: When surfing the net "left-handed", do you tend to linger on the MILF sites?
Question 4: Do you look forward to picking your children up from school just so that you can check out the yummy mummies?
Question 5: Are you contemplating buying a MILF HUNTER emblazoned t-shirt?

So far I scored 100% on that test

 

[Harold]

26% (I need to loosen up apparently!).

 

[The Large One]

33% gay.

I wonder what is the one-third on me that is gay?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

26%!!!!!! Does that mean I have to stop wearing my wife's knickers?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Question 1: Heather Mills. Yes or No?
Question 2: Are you a member of several Kate McCann appreciation groups on facebook?
Question 3: When surfing the net "left-handed", do you tend to linger on the MILF sites?
Question 4: Do you look forward to picking your children up from school just so that you can check out the yummy mummies?
Question 5: Are you contemplating buying a MILF HUNTER emblazoned t-shirt?

So far I scored 100% on that test

Only 20%... yummy mummies..... YUMMY!!!

 

[questier]

36%...do you frequently use lubricant in bed

 

[Goodfella]

Oh dear. 66% gay. It appears that I'm a whoopsie in denial.

Whoopsie? isn't that a girlie name for a bit of poo like?

 

[Buzzer]

Whoopsie? isn't that a girlie name for a bit of poo like?

Say that again and I'll scratch you and pull your hair.

Whoopsie is also slang for a gayer.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whoopsie

 

[Frutos]

40%

 

[Cian]

40%

I think the test might need to be recalibrated...

 

[Les Biehn]

26%. I'm a little surprised.

 

[Yoda]

36%

Sake, post too short.

 

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40%