How Dodgy Are You?

[Yoda]

Well?

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

[Jonathon Livingstone]

Fixtures

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[Ned]

107 years in chokey and £7000 in fines

 

[enigma]

46.5 years

2 g's fine.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

[junior]

HOLY SHIT!!!

I just got 88 years in prison


Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £7500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

[pasty]

Hmmmm.....

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[Del Boy]

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

 

[Kaney]

21 years, 2k

 

[Gully]

Paragon of virtue here, in comparison to some above:

13 years
£4.500

 

[Bluejuice]

Years in prison: 38.5
Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Shit man, I'm lucky to be alive, apparantly

 

[Yorkie]

6 months and no fine. Flipping mince pies

 

[Bakesy]

76 YEARS AND £7000 IN FINES

 

[Caveman]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

[rogue]

131 years 7000 grand fine

 

[Robot Chicken]

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK.

 

[Robot Chicken]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

 

[Silent Bob]

Risky

Years in prison: 86.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[Tazman]

97 yrs and £7,000 fine! eh?!!
and a possibility of the death penalty?!!?!

 

[Dawsey]

Five years in prison and £0 fine