How do you wipe yours?

[southstander]

After no.2's - Standing up or sitting down?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Standing up. And front to back as well. Some people I know wipe towards their sexy bits

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Anyone use a beeday (I'm not even going to attempt to spell that correctly)?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Bidet.

Never tried it. Suppose it would be a bit like squirting water up your arse. Would you need another poo afterwards? Would you end up there all day??

 

[Yorkie]

Edited.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

I'll just get in the shower next time then

 

[southstander]

I'll just get in the shower next time then

Bidet - No good if you're in a hurry

 

[NMH]

Bidets are for faggots, or birds.

The best way to wipe, is on the face of a crapstool polish supporter. They actually like doing it as well.

 

[magoo]

Edited.

you nearly gave away too much info there didn't you!

ooh suits you!

 

[Seagull Pete]

I seem to get through half a roll each time!! Must be the amount of beer I drink

 

[Robbo]

sitting down

 

[simon swagbag]

Be quiet the lot of you, I'm trying to eat my elevensies!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

1st wipe sitting down (incase there are any cling-ons) whilst manuvering into the standing up, slightly bent over (approx 20 to 35 degree angle), position to finish the cleaning job.

Does anyone sometime not have to wipe their bums at all? I really can't understand it but I know a lot of people who know when they don't need to wipe.......weird that.

 

[SK1NT]

birds wipe sitting down! a man stands

 

[Gritt23]

I'm a stander, but have recently experimented with the seated ption, and it's not bad.

 

[WATFORD O]

with a bha shirt..............back to front, side to side, round and around....

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

good thread, Surprised most people stand up! is that better then? I'll give it a go next time I have a dump.

In fact I need one now back in a minute, will report back!

 

[Braders]

your supposed to wipe ?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Just gave standing up a shot. Not too keen on it I'm afraid to say, I nearly slipped and fell in my own shit.

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

Good ole toilet humour!