How Arse Love could solve our scoring problems...

[Trigger]

BIG & BEEFY

Arsenio Love, Angolan striker

Would you mess with him?

His club are in a cash crisis, make it happen Dick & Dean!

 

[Frutos]

If nothing else, he'd give us a steady stream of tabloid publicity and headlines due the ease with which one could combine his name and Brighton's reputation.

Is he actually any good as a footballer though

Also, who does he play for at present (the club in a cash crisis that you mentioned)?

 

[Mendoza]

Arse Love at the Albion - COME ON - Live the dream!!

 

[Gully]

Brighton keen to score with Arse.

 

[Blackadder]

He could be the new face of Ernest's ARS!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

He'd better be sponsored by Liquid Silk or Maximus (ahem)

 

[wallington seagull]

Cox Rents Savage Arse

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Wouldnt be able to get him untill the end of the season though, unless it is a loan or they release him.

 

[cannedheat]

He could be the new face of Ernest's ARS!

Unfortunatly he is not and English tried and tested ARS.

 

[Col P]

arse licks the opposition

 

[RexCathedra]

Absent some statement from the team, it's all innuendo, innit?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Are we going to SIGN him? Post enough about him and he'll appear in the ARGUS, surely?

 

[Trigger]

Are we going to SIGN him? Post enough about him and he'll appear in the ARGUS, surely?

Under what headline?...

 

[Vlad the Impala]

*cough*

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