Uncle C
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It seems we have a lot of domesticated men on here, so can anyone give me advice on keeping my house neat and tidy?
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Normal Rob
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get a cleaner
Tubby Mondays
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Move in with a stoat. They do the tidying up for you.
Heffle Gull
JCL since 1979
Get a wife?
Ducksforcover
Ducksforcover
terrymendez
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use my philipino guy - good cleaner , loves a bit of cash in hand.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I'm a bit of a head-mental when it comes to housework. I cannot sit down and relax in an untidy house - it makes me PHYSICALLY uncomfortable. I've come in half-cut from the pub before, flopped into the armchair with a nightcap for a bit of telly before bed, then had to get up again and have a bit of a tidy-round before I can actually relax. I find a mess INTENSELY irritating. If the hoover wasn't so cuffing loud I'd probably get that out last thing at night as well.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Wrap the entire house in clingfilm and just replace that once a month. Or whenever it starts to hum a bit, whichever is the longest.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I think the call that OCD
I think you're probably right.
Doesn't bother me in the slightest in other peoples houses. I couldn't give a toss if they're living in a tip. But my own gaff HAS to be tidy, or I am not a happy bunny.
Digweeds Trousers
New member
live in one room - do not under any circumstances use any of the appliances in the house and NEVER let other people come into your house.
To be fair when you consider things you dont actually need a house.
Stay at work very late - get in to work very early and you will find the need for a moe decreases significantly.
If you do have time out of work then book into a hotel - you could call this a 'holiday'
It still amazes me that people go on holiday while having a house.
To be fair when you consider things you dont actually need a house.
Stay at work very late - get in to work very early and you will find the need for a moe decreases significantly.
If you do have time out of work then book into a hotel - you could call this a 'holiday'
It still amazes me that people go on holiday while having a house.
bhaexpress
New member
It seems we have a lot of domesticated men on here, so can anyone give me advice on keeping my house neat and tidy?
Get a Filipina wife, they just can't help themselves !
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
Live with my wife...
NOW HOLD ON!!!!... This is only theoretical because you can't have her but she is such a little hitler about everything that I've gone from being typical english slob around the house (coffee grains on the sink..... dont rinse stuff before putting it in the dishwasher... football gear can go in with towels in the washing machine) to the God of cleanliness.
It's been painful... there's my blood on the walls in some places (unitl she cleaned them off!).... but I am now spick and span..... until she goes away to the holiday house and then its
SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGE!!!!!
Coffee in bed with biccies YAHAY!!!!
NOW HOLD ON!!!!... This is only theoretical because you can't have her but she is such a little hitler about everything that I've gone from being typical english slob around the house (coffee grains on the sink..... dont rinse stuff before putting it in the dishwasher... football gear can go in with towels in the washing machine) to the God of cleanliness.
It's been painful... there's my blood on the walls in some places (unitl she cleaned them off!).... but I am now spick and span..... until she goes away to the holiday house and then its
SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGE!!!!!
Coffee in bed with biccies YAHAY!!!!
Tom Bombadil
Well-known member
My top tip - don't have children. My two can trash the place in about 5 seconds.
Don't have long-haired cats either. Not only are all my carpets ginger-coloured, but half the garden comes in stuck to their tails. My Dyson Animal earns its keep.
London Calling
New member
get a miele cat and dog top bollocks vacumn cleaners,
if you have wooden floors etc get a good broom, easyand quick in cleaning up most dust and crumbs.
Most dirt crap comes in through your main door entrance, aim to keep that area clean and minimise dirt qnd dust, going around the rest of the house.
if you have wooden floors etc get a good broom, easyand quick in cleaning up most dust and crumbs.
Most dirt crap comes in through your main door entrance, aim to keep that area clean and minimise dirt qnd dust, going around the rest of the house.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
If you had them "done" you wouldn't to vacuum their top bollocks.
