Help needed - Do I or Don't I?

[Arkwright]

Double booked the Newcastle game, would have been fine if 5.15pm kick off. The village of Selborne has a Panto (Aladdin if you are interested), my mate has the lead role and I have arranged for about a dozen from my village to go along and heckle.

I can't miss the Newcastle game as being a fan these big games are what it is all about. My wife, while really understanding is doing that eye rolling thing and saying "do what you want to do" which in translation means "you aint going to football".

As it is I'm probably missing the Palace game as the points aren't down to 1,200 yet and the Millwal game is on Valentine's Day which has already produced that eye rolling thing.

Playing on my mind and I am in need or some direction on this one. Panto gags are welcome but only if constructive.

 

[SK1NT]

Surely the footy... Isnt panto season over?

 

[shaolinpunk]

Double booked the Newcastle game, would have been fine if 5.15pm kick off.

Erm, it IS a 5.15 kickoff

 

[brakespear]

Erm, it IS a 5.15 kickoff

That.

 

[severnside gull]

Erm, it IS a 5.15 kickoff

Oh no it isn't
















........................................ oh! well actually, oh yes it is

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Double booked the Newcastle game, would have been fine if 5.15pm kick off. The village of Selborne has a Panto (Aladdin if you are interested), my mate has the lead role and I have arranged for about a dozen from my village to go along and heckle.

I can't miss the Newcastle game as being a fan these big games are what it is all about. My wife, while really understanding is doing that eye rolling thing and saying "do what you want to do" which in translation means "you aint going to football".

As it is I'm probably missing the Palace game as the points aren't down to 1,200 yet and the Millwal game is on Valentine's Day which has already produced that eye rolling thing.

Playing on my mind and I am in need or some direction on this one. Panto gags are welcome but only if constructive.

Like others said it is a 5.15 k/o.


Man up tell you are going and she has all summer with you hanging around. Saturday is football and valentine football comes round once every three or four years. f*** sake.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

bloody women!! why do we bother...

...oh!

 

[Arkwright]

5.15pm Kick off - Oh yes it is, well according to the club web site.

I know it's a "Man up" thing but when your life is taken up by sport (cricket and golf in the summer) sometimes you have to do the right thing! Do you? Oh I don't know, I think I'm coming round to the football thing, just need to tell "she who must be obeyed".

 

[Tricky Dicky]

ESPN were immediately advertising it as 4:30 after the Tues game, so I assumed that was a 5:15 ko. Has something changed ?

 

[The Large One]

ESPN were immediately advertising it as 4:30 after the Tues game, so I assumed that was a 5:15 ko. Has something changed ?

4.30 would be when the programme starts.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

4.30 would be when the programme starts.

Yeah, I know, which is why I said "so I presume the ko was 5:15"

 

[Arkwright]

Yeah, I know, which is why I said "so I presume the ko was 5:15"

This is becoming Panto is it 5.15pm or 3pm, "Oh yes it is" or "Oh no it isn't". This could give me soooo many brownie points, come on the FA do the right thing and make it 3 oclock kick off you knowmit makes sense. So this could become a win - win!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

This is becoming Panto is it 5.15pm or 3pm, "Oh yes it is" or "Oh know it isn't". This could give me soooo many brownie points, come on the FA do the right thing and make it 3 oclock kick off you knowmit makes sense. So this could become a win - win!

Even though it's a home game, I think many would like it to be on TV, if for no other reason than the money. It's not much to do with the FA if ESPN have chosen it as a game they want to show and it was one of the games they advertised on Tues that they'd be showing, so I don't see they'll change their mind.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Women really should f*** off sometimes.

 

[Fungus]

Go to the panto, but get ESPN so you can record it?

 

[Arkwright]

Go to the panto, but get ESPN so you can record it?

It's not the same, I love my sport live football in TV is pants they make it a science when it's just a game. Mind made up The Albion win, I can feel the eye rolling and silent treatment coming on.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

It's not the same, I love my sport live football in TV is pants they make it a science when it's just a game. Mind made up The Albion win, I can feel the eye rolling and silent treatment coming on.

Try doing something nice for her, i know its creeping but you'll be surprised at how often it works. The other option i find works is remember the last time she asked you for something and you said no, well change your mind about that on the proviso you can go to the footy eg she aked you for an iphone but you said its not worth it and now you decide it is. She gets her way and you get yours

 

[seagullondon]

Just go gay. [MENTION=21697]pseudonym[/MENTION] will join you in that

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Women really should f*** off sometimes.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Isnt panto season over?

Its BEHIND us!






sorry