Help! I work next to a Palace fan

[AMEXican Wave]

Be there for him. He's going to have a lot of trauma to deal with because of the relegation next season.

 

[Simster]

Don't lend him any money.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Ask for one of these

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ask for one of these

A cute Japanese girl, with lovely brown eyes?

Where the f*** do you work? We get a bottle of wine at Christmas, and that's about it.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Be his mate.

My Palace supporting colleague gave me a tip for the National and I won £170 as a result.

 

[Gritt23]

Jokes aside, a Palace fan started working here a few months ago, and I can honestly say it's been a massive relief to have a proper football chat with someone who faces proper, regular football issues. Outside of him, it's all Chelsea, Man U and Spurs talking about the HORRORS of being the 5th best club in the country, or going a whole season without winning a major trophy.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

A cute Japanese girl, with lovely brown eyes?

Where the f*** do you work? We get a bottle of wine at Christmas, and that's about it.

I did just mean the suit, but if she comes with it I'm not going to complain. Infact I'd be happy with the bottle of wine, we didn't even get that last Christmas, you could always beat the Palace fan to death with the empty bottle.

 

[Silent Bob]

If his name is Alan you could swap the key for letter A on his keyboard with the letter C. Swap the letter L for the letter O and swap the letter N for the letter K. Then everytime he writes his name at the end of an email it will spell "Cock".

Obviously there's a pretty good chance his name isn't Alan though.

 

[Postman Pat]

My previous suggestion when someone else asked this a while ago was to borrow £10 for lunch from him. Say no more about it. When he asks for it back say you have gone into administration taken a 10 point penalty but now you only owe him 50p.

 

[wehatepalace]

Christ, the scum are getting everywhere today ! Very much like a bad smell !

 

[Postman Pat]

Christ, the scum are getting everywhere today ! Very much like a bad smell !

Everywhere but Selhurst when there is a game on......!!

 

[pasty]

Jokes aside, a Palace fan started working here a few months ago, and I can honestly say it's been a massive relief to have a proper football chat with someone who faces proper, regular football issues. Outside of him, it's all Chelsea, Man U and Spurs talking about the HORRORS of being the 5th best club in the country, or going a whole season without winning a major trophy.

This. My office is in N17 and I'm surrounded by Spuds and Gooners. The best footy conversations I have though are with a Millwall fan.

 

[Saltydog]

Make sure you hide any boxes of matches and keep a fire extinguisher handy.....

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

set fire to his chair / desk ect this should make him feel right at home

 

[Dougie]

set fire to his chair / desk ect this should make him feel right at home

That would make him standup .

 

[TheMajor]

Repeatedly ask him about his work attendance record - and put a great deal of stress on the word "attendance" each time.

 

[Plastic-Fantastic]

I sit next to my line manager who is a Palace fan. She cancelled her season ticket a few years ago for some reason . . .

 

[Bean]

Shit in his tea/coffee

 

[BHA Benny]

Throw screwed up paper at him till he quits!!

 

[BHA Swiifty]

Throw screwed up paper at him till he quits!!

like that's going to do the job.