Help! I caught my dad with my GF

[Biscuit]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg

 

[clippedgull]

!!

 

[Everest]

Can I have a go on your ex?

 

[Hillian1]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg

You have no idea how much i wanted to either suggest, Threesome or Death by Mobile.

 

[seagull_special]

I heard she likes a good spit-roast!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

The old ones are STILL the old ones.

 

[whitelion]

Almost sucked in

Have you turned veggie?

 

[Biscuit]

The old ones are STILL the old ones.

 

[seagullondon]

while reading this i had already made a plan to steal your GF then i clicked the link

 

[sten_super]

In defense of your dad, it was obvious that it was going to happen, he'd been dreaming about it for a long time.

And his meat was limp so he had to fold it in.

 

[Woodchip]

*groan* :thud:

 

[Seagull27]

I couldn't see the pic at work and almost commented, but realised something was probably afoul. I'm glad I didn't

 

[GYM]

Quella. I thought it was quite funny.

 

[bennibenj]

brilliant

 

[Triggaaar]

Nah, guessed pretty early that you weren't talking about your girlfriend.

 

[Byrne & Small]

When i go cleaning windows!!!!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

That has been on here before, and I fell for it then as well.

 

[Acker79]

If you'd posted this 12 days ago, it would be the two year anniversary of this thread:
I caught my dad with my GF

 

[Rich Suvner]

 

[Wozza]

I caught my dad with my GF

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