Having dinner with Gordon Smith and family tonight...

[Dalos]

anything i should ask the big man ?

 

[Titanic]

Was he really pissed?

 

[Rugrat]

What the f*** was he thinking of?

 

[Dalos]

Thats 2 for starters. I wonder if hes aware of the song

 

[portlock seagull]

What's it like to score in a cup final and be the hero of a county for many years to come?

 

[pasty]

Was he surprised that Robbo passed to him?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Just simply "why?"

 

[KZNSeagull]

When Gary Bailey sat on the ball, why didn't he kick him in the nuts?

 

[Mendoza]

He's a top bloke. me and a few mates met him (amungst many other ex players) after the Spurs friendly

 

[Bozza]

What skincare products does he use?

He radiates youth.

 

[ROSM]

When he was chief executive of the Scottish FA, was he so vehemently against a Great Britain team participating in the London Olympics despite having assurances from UEFA and FIFA that it wouldnt affect their status as a separate association?

 

[catfish]

Does he remember the night I had to help him find his car near Durrington station because he was too pissed to remember where he'd left it? It was a sponsored car & had his name written on it!

 

[Superphil]

Now that he works for Rangers, does he still advocate the concept of retrospective red cards from video evidence for cheating (some call it diving or simulation)?

I ask because I had the pleasure of meeting him whilst he was Chief Executive of the SFA. He was trying to get UEFA and the SFA to allow video evidence to be used to give retrospective red cards and bans for cheats. Sadly, UEFA were not interested so Gordon asked all the Scottish football clubs what they thought, every one of them voted positively for the change. Well, with the exception of which two Glasgow clubs do you suppose?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

When are Rangers going into admin?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What skincare products does he use?

He radiates youth.

Indeed. Fine example of an eleven stone preened man.

 

[Storer 68]

Top bloke.

Just thank him for the best 5 second of my life, when I though he had scored the winner........................

In fact, there is s strikeing similarity to the winning goal in the semi and THAT miss in the final.

But just thank him for the best day for being a BHA fan EVER!

 

[Dalos]

some good stuff here, ill try drop some of it into conversation

 

[Acker79]

Give him the wine bottle, hold you class out and say "And smith must pour!"

And if he is going on and on about something and no one cares, say "And smith must bore"

Get him to help prepare the apples for the apple pie dessert "and smith must core"

 

[Storer 68]

and should an attractive lady walk past, say

"and Smith Must............................phwooooooooaaaaar!

 

[Acker79]

Personalise him some Edgar Allen Poe "And smith must quoth the raven, 'nevermore'"