Have you heard about the film 'Constipation'?

[Hungry Joe]

It's not out yet.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Shit joke

 

[Hungry Joe]

Shit joke

 

[Hungry Joe]

Tell you what is funny though; my niece is a disturbed comic genius - she's four years old and was bashing the shit out of her seventeen year old brother when my sister asked her why she was being so violent. She said "I can't help it, Jamie Oliver's in my head and I can't stop killing things".

 

[meanmachine25]

It's not out yet.

yeh its a real pain in the arse ;-)

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Yes but think the film "Diahorrea" will have a longer run!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's not out yet.

Tho when it does it'll be a major motion picture.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Tho when it does it'll be a major motion picture.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He couldn't poo.

 

[bennibenj]

now seriously there is actually a film called 'doggy poo' this is not a joke, a mate of mine brought it for me as a joke - it really was a god awful film

 

[Hungry Joe]

now seriously there is actually a film called 'doggy poo' this is not a joke, a mate of mine brought it for me as a joke - it really was a god awful film

Who's in it?

 

[bennibenj]

its a animated tale of this piece of shit, im not being rude but it really is, no one famous but he meets other turds - bad story line

 

[Hungry Joe]

Sounds a hoot.

 

[Hungry Joe]

‎"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes!"
"When do we want it?"
"*****!!"

 

[Fungus]

It's not out yet.

Potential blockbuster, but I can't go.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Expect the papers will be full of it.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He couldn't poo.

I thought he sat down and worked it out with a pencil ?

 

[Seagull27]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he needed (kneaded) a poo.

 

[catfish]

The critics have panned it.

 

[Giraffe]

There will be piles and piles of DVDs of this.