HAVE you ever FOUND something VALAUBLE ?

[Ernest]

I was OUT playing GOLF on Friday with my friend RUPERT and I was just about to CARD a 54 for MY 18 holes when I spotted a RING on the course. I picked it UP and it looked like a WEDDING ring and I said to Rupert that it MAY be a worth a FEW quid. So I took it down to GEORGE St and went in the JEWELLERS and he SAID he would GIVE me £50 and I thought RESULT.

Me and RUPERT skipped NEXT door to the CLIFTONVILLE where WE treated ourselves to a LARGE Full ENGLISH each and an EXTRA sausage as WELL. I thought what a GREAT start to the WEEKEND.

HAS anyone ELSE found anything VALAUBLE lately and made a few QUID ?

 

[Beach Hut]

The inevitable thread, by the way how is Rupert these days ?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

The inevitable thread, by the way how is Rupert these days ?

He seems to have been pleased by Ernie's ring.

 

[Beach Hut]

He seems to have been pleased by Ernie's ring.

I would have thought his rim would have more pleasure to Rupert

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I found a young LAD called Russell UP in Hangleton once crying his eyes out, because a big man with SOME blonde hair had nicked his sherbet dip.

 

[leigull]

I was OUT playing GOLF on Friday with my friend RUPERT and I was just about to CARD a 54 for MY 18 holes when I spotted a RING on the course. I picked it UP and it looked like a WEDDING ring and I said to Rupert that it MAY be a worth a FEW quid. So I took it down to GEORGE St and went in the JEWELLERS and he SAID he would GIVE me £50 and I thought RESULT.

Me and RUPERT skipped NEXT door to the CLIFTONVILLE where WE treated ourselves to a LARGE Full ENGLISH each and an EXTRA sausage as WELL. I thought what a GREAT start to the WEEKEND.

HAS anyone ELSE found anything VALAUBLE lately and made a few QUID ?

Don't hear much of Terry these days, how is he?

 

[junior]

There was a guy on here a few days ago who LOST a wedding ring playing golf and was pretty upset. Long show i know, but what golf course was it?

 

[Ernest]

Don't hear much of Terry these days, how is he?

WE'RE playing TENNIS later before a NICE Sunday dinner DOWN the Cliftonville with a CRABBIES to wash it DOWN

 

[Deleted User X18H]

There was a guy on here a few days ago who LOST a wedding ring playing golf and was pretty upset. Long show i know, but what golf course was it?

Ernie plays and is a member at Roedean.

 

[junior]

Have you ever lost something that has really affected you? [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] speak to this guy and check its not him.

 

[Knightsworld]

Have you ever lost something that has really affected you? [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] speak to this guy and check its not him.

I shouldn't, but

 

[Ernest]

Have you ever lost something that has really affected you? [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] speak to this guy and check its not him.

TOO late I pocketed the £50 on FRIDAY, hope I wasn't RIPPED off

 

[Wilko]

Have you ever lost something that has really affected you? [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] speak to this guy and check its not him.

Please, please tell me you are JOKING.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Please, please tell me you are JOKING.

Oh no.

 

[skipper734]

 

[Wilko]

TOO late I pocketed the £50 on FRIDAY, hope I wasn't RIPPED off

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Taybha]

 

[Everest]

A confession that Ernest is a thief?

Shirley NOT

 

[wehatepalace]

Junior ! You've been around here long enough not to fall for this !