Harry Redknapp vs Paul McCartney

[GUNTER]

Who is the godfather of the jowls?


jowl2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (joul)
n.
The flesh under the lower jaw, especially when plump or flaccid.
A fleshy part similar to a jowl, such as the dewlap of a cow or the wattle of a fowl.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

You live in a strange, strange world Gunter.

 

[chips and gravy]

Neither of them have jowls as big as the late great Walter Matthau

 

[magoo]

Winston Churchill.

 

[GUNTER]

Only 4 people voted - why is the poll not capturing the imagination?

 

[GUNTER]

Perhaps they could make a McCartney or Redknapp mask for Bo Selecta!

Look at me big, fat, droopy JOWLS!

 

[GUNTER]

Do you think this is why Heather left him?

 

[bhafc99]

Gunter, every time I see your avatar, it makes me wonder why the Cheeky Girls are sitting in a laundrette...

 

[Les Biehn]

Living has to be Michael Douglas, he is jowlarific!

 

[GUNTER]

Gunter, every time I see your avatar, it makes me wonder why the Cheeky Girls are sitting in a laundrette...

My beautiful girls are, in fact, in the back of a limousine. I can imagine making sweet sweet love to both of them whist we share a magnum of fine champagne.

 

[JJ McClure]

Redknapp has the beating of McCartney, but they are both beaten in the jowl stakes by the cartoon hound droopy.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What a SUPERB poll! Got to be REKNAPP though, DROOPY looking MOTHER FUCKER.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Surely this is some sort of sick joke. Don't ya know it's SIR Paul McCartney! censored: