Hangover cure required...

[Faldo]

After copious amounts of alcohol last night (including ludicrous amounts of chilli vodka from the Revolution Bar) I am feeling a tad under the weather this morning.... 3 hours sleep and now here I am - struggling to open my eyes.

So, this is an unashamed cry for help... I have limited resources, so simple ideas would be best.

Your help would be appreciated, but please... don't shout.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Water. Lots of.

And a good old fashioned poo.

 

[JEM]

Water. Lots of.

And a good old fashioned poo.

Is there a new fangled poo around then?



Actually, I'm not sure I want to know...

 

[BrightonBird]

Water. Lots of.

And a good old fashioned poo.

That made me laugh out loud - literally!

Salt and vinegar crisps and lots of water is my cure. If not working, I always find sleeping through my hangover works.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is there a new fangled poo around then?



Actually, I'm not sure I want to know...

Yep it's called a 'Stop and Shit'. People are so busy nowadays that they don't have time to have a long, relaxing dump like in the olden days. This is why stress levels are increasing.

Pick up a paper and go and sit on the gary until you have finished reading at least the sport section, you'll feel so much better for it.

 

[SK1NT]

a huge fry up!

 

[Mr Popkins]

i'll tell you the best thing for a Hangover-

drink heavily the night before!

 

[Faldo]

I took the "Office paper" with me to the toilet just now - 20 minutes later, 2 stone lighter and economically better informed, Im now back on the water......

Might go for a nap.

 

[Kenhead]

water and fresh air!

 

[Faldo]

Eureka!

The best hangover cure is a technicolour yawn... I feel much better now.

Keep an eye out for my next thread: "Being sick at work..."

 

[BrightonBird]

Keep an eye out for my next thread: "Being sick at work..."

I've done that before. Feel ok, then eat, then be sick.

 

[Faldo]

Slightly different order this morning - I was ill on my way to get food.

The chicken pasty is working its magic as I type...