Just had a rug rethink and for some reason thought of the jokes that always came out at school when one went in sporting a new bit of Barnet butchery. The ones which I can recall, to my shame, are:
- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).
Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?
- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).
Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?