Haile Selassie in my kitchen

[Franks Wild Years]

To add to my rather interesting day I've just noticed something very strange.
Recently I posted asking about solutions to a damp problem, well that problem has taken a rather bizarre turn.
Last night some paint fell off the wall and to my surprise resembles the former spiritual ruler of Ethiopia and profit of the rastafarian religion.

The first image is His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie, Lion of judah, King of Kings.
The second is my damp patch.

 

[Seagull's Return]

or pharaoh Rameses II, perhaps?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Or Marge Simpson perhaps?

Thread Title Of The Year BTW

 

[Lokki 7]

Or maybe...

 

[Man of Harveys]

I think it looks uncomfortably like a TURD

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I think it looks uncomfortably like a TURD

Do you regularly "lay logs" that resemble leaders of the worlds many minor religions ?

"Look darling, I've done it again, only this time it's an exact replica of the spiritual leader of the church of unification Sun Myung Moon. "


Rev Sun Myung Moon today.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Do you regularly "lay logs" that resemble leaders of the worlds many minor religions ?

"Look darling, I've done it again, only this time it's an exact replica of the spiritual leader of the church of unification Sun Myung Moon. "

A conspiracy theorist might suspect you faked the Haile Selassie kitchen wall thing to while away the time while you were waiting for the AA

 

[Franks Wild Years]

So whilst I was sat in my car a couple of mile from home I somehow managed to scrape paint off my kitchen wall in an almost exact silhouette of Haile Selassie King of Kings Lion of Judah ?

yeah right.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

So whilst I was sat in my car a couple of mile from home I somehow managed to scrape paint off my kitchen wall in an almost exact silhouette of Haile Selassie King of Kings Lion of Judah ?

yeah right.

So you're somehow denying that I n I can be in two places at once?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Or as the blessed UB40 once decried:

There`s His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie, Lion of judah, King of Kings in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie, Lion of judah, King of Kings in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie, Lion of judah, King of Kings thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie, Lion of judah, King of Kings.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

You can now legitimately walk around using the phrase I and I

 

[Stinky Kat]

When I squint at your wall photo of Haile Selassie he looks like he is breathing like a bubble type thing

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You can now legitimately walk around using the phrase I and I

Two Franks Wild Years
Theres only two Franks Wild Years

:dance:

 

[Man of Harveys]

Do you regularly "lay logs" that resemble leaders of the worlds many minor religions ?

Not just cable-laying; I was SICK at football the other day and when I looked down, my product bore a very close resemblance to Thomas S. Monson, 16th and current President of The Church Of Latter-day Saints, prophet, seer and revelator of God's will on earth.

Sick

Monson