Groupon: "Buzz-cut strikes, fingertip saves and well-crafted crosses"

[Wozza]

That's right, folks - it's South London's leading comedy club, Crystal Palace!

 

[albion534]

I'm sold

 

[Giraffe]

"Silencing crowds"! Yep that's because there is no one there.

 

[Driver8]

WTF is a buzz cut strike?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Where are all our favourite palace apologista when you need them...

 

[Bozza]

Crystal Palace FC Tickets

Match Preview
Palace are looking to maintain a neat turnaround in league fortunes that has seen them go on a five-game unbeaten streak in the first eight matches of the Championship season. With Glenn Murray showing his importance to Crystal Palace in recent weeks, they will be keen to make a push into the playoff places with a solid performance against a Burnley side that has yet to hit the heights this season, but remains a threat with Charlie Austin knocking in goals.

About The Club
Silencing crowds with buzz-cut strikes, fingertip saves, and well-crafted crosses, Crystal Palace Football Club has become synonymous with gritty displays of determination and top-class talent for more than a century. The multinational squad calls in talents from Argentina, Ireland, Norway and the UK, all performing under the watchful eyes of their young manager and former Palace hero, Dougie Freedman.

 

[Bozza]

Is a silent crowd really a strong selling point?

 

[Simster]

11,943

 

[El Turi]

They really are the joke club that keeps on giving. So embarrassing!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

'buzz cut strikes'?

From the penalty spot.:what:

 

[Seasider78]

Groupon , groupon with hope in your hearts
But you'll never fill your ground, your ground

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

hahahahaha


AGAIN.

 

[Simster]

Groupon , groupon, buy one, get one free
But you'll never fill your ground, your ground

Fixed.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Where are all our favourite palace apologista when you need them...

Indeed. Come on Gamesmakers, where are you this morning?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Fixed.

That HAS to be sung when we play them

 

[Thunder Bolt]

That HAS to be sung when we play them

It was sung in January when we played them.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

It was sung in January when we played them.

Really?? I didnt catch that, but I didnt go to Smellhurst last year so first time ive heard it, will be there this year though

 

[Seagull on the wing]

8 games.....5 penalties.....Zaha 4 of them....Murray 1....say no more.......

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It was started by our very own [MENTION=5200]Buzzer[/MENTION] and [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION]

 

[yxee]

That's a great looking mattress.