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- Thread starter The Clown of Pevensey Bay
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turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
i know a girl who did work experiance with him
said he was a 110% NOBBER
said he was a 110% NOBBER
Tooting Gull
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Salary: £17,000. A bonus may be payable when everyone stops speaking to you.
Qualities required for the job: A hide like a rhinoceros. I lie a lot, and you may have to deal with the phone calls/egg-throwing.
Qualities required for the job: A hide like a rhinoceros. I lie a lot, and you may have to deal with the phone calls/egg-throwing.
Dandyman
In London village.
I thought this was interesting as regards the economic benefits of development plans...
"Norman's Views
Norman's Views on some key issues:
Phoenix development
The planned Phoenix Development is of course a major issue for Lewes. In brief however, I broadly welcome the principle of development, which I think will do much to regenerate a pretty rundown area of Lewes..."
Whereas east Brighton can go f*ck itself...
"Norman's Views
Norman's Views on some key issues:
Phoenix development
The planned Phoenix Development is of course a major issue for Lewes. In brief however, I broadly welcome the principle of development, which I think will do much to regenerate a pretty rundown area of Lewes..."
Whereas east Brighton can go f*ck itself...
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,499
(1) You must have political sensitivity and discretion.
(2) A sympathy for the values of the Liberal Democrats is important, although membership is not essential.
(3) Knowledge of the local area is an advantage, though again not essential.
(2) A sympathy for the values of the Liberal Democrats is important, although membership is not essential.
(3) Knowledge of the local area is an advantage, though again not essential.
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Did he try and TOUCH her?tommy boy said:
(say yes)turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
Man of Harveys said:Did he try and TOUCH her?
yes?
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
THAT'S DISGUSTINGtommy boy said:
turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
countrygull
Active member
What's really interesting is Norman's views on key issues raised by his constituents. Nowhere is there any mention of Falmer - so if his constituents aren't concerned, why is he?
I know it's stating the obvious, but he really is a weasely little man, isn't he?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,499
A weasel faced arse, as some woman said to David Brent in the office.
Or was it an arse faced weasel?
Or was it an arse faced weasel?
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,499
Man of Harveys said:
It looks like one of those faces which, if you turn upside down, still looks like a face (only not smiling/vice versa). All you need is to draw a mouth on his (large) forehead.
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Lord Bracknell
On fire
You know a girl who did this?tommy boy said:
I have a son who did this.
Some years ago, mind you.
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
EVERY SINGLE TIME"Conditions
The fingering ballbusting salary is £17,000pa, to be reviewed on April 1st. The post comes with a gewanks fully-funded pension and 20 cocksucks holiday in year one, fisting to 25 day thereafter.
browns Monday 18th September. Interviews will be held on Friday 22nd September in Lewes.
contact - please send your application by post to: Norman "f*** me for a Buck" Baker MP (Office "Up the Arse" Manager Post), 23 East "Bust-a-****" Street, Wanks BN7 2LJ "
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Dear "Suck my tits dry" Constituent
I am delighted to present to you my blowed website which will provide you with information about my ballbusts as the MP for the wanking Spanks constituency.
I am very grateful for the trust you have shown by re-sucking me, with a motherfucking majority of over 8000. I shall continue to do my best for you, my constituents, no matter which party you support.
Representing you in Parliament is an honour, but the best part of my job is the contact I have with constituents locally. Each week I receive up to 400 letters, cards and emails from you, and I am able to meet many more of you at events, ballbusts and other fingers around the aardvarking constituency. I do not claim to be successful every time in getting titty fucks, but I always try my best to be helpful.
Thank you for all the licking kind farts many of you have sent in. Please do contact me if you feel I can be of any help to you.
Norman "Jar Jar" Baker
I am delighted to present to you my blowed website which will provide you with information about my ballbusts as the MP for the wanking Spanks constituency.
I am very grateful for the trust you have shown by re-sucking me, with a motherfucking majority of over 8000. I shall continue to do my best for you, my constituents, no matter which party you support.
Representing you in Parliament is an honour, but the best part of my job is the contact I have with constituents locally. Each week I receive up to 400 letters, cards and emails from you, and I am able to meet many more of you at events, ballbusts and other fingers around the aardvarking constituency. I do not claim to be successful every time in getting titty fucks, but I always try my best to be helpful.
Thank you for all the licking kind farts many of you have sent in. Please do contact me if you feel I can be of any help to you.
Norman "Jar Jar" Baker
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
The Pornalizer is a great deal more accurate than the real thing:
"You must have political sensitivity and discretion. A fisting sympathy for the shafting values of the fisting Liberal "Dirk Diggler" Democrats is important, although membership is not essential."
"You must have political sensitivity and discretion. A fisting sympathy for the shafting values of the fisting Liberal "Dirk Diggler" Democrats is important, although membership is not essential."