German Goalkeepers

[Napper]

1 bullet , choice is yours

Harold Schumacer
Jens Lehmann
Oliver Kahn

 

[Gazwag]

Schumacer, he needs retribution, but if you line them all up could you get a bullet though the ears of all three

 

[Man of Harveys]

Tsk tsk, single handedly keeping your fine British clubs in Europe and that's the gratitude they get...

 

[Les Biehn]

I would make Schmacer shot his own leg off at the knee then make him use it to beat the other two death before he finally bleeds to death himself.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Oliver Kahn - his face just looks ripe for a bullet between the eyes.

Jens Lehmann is alright for a German!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I dunno, Kahn's alright when he's interviewed - he's as mad as a hatter and no a shrinking violet and his personal life is mildly interesting: ditches wife for younger bird, buys sportscar which he drives too fast in Munich etc - actually a bit boring compared to Wayne Rooney's grannies in brothels etc. And his "Olli's Easter egg" - an enormously oval purple and black eye sustained in the warm up on Easter Saturday - was quite amusing.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Harald Schmacher - scarred the face of international football. And that French player (Battiston was it ?). A truly disgraceful assault and referring decision. A total injustice.

 

[GermanShepherd]

schumacher is a legend. not because of that foul against battiston, but because of his play. elected world's top keeper, the only honour he didnt get was world champion. twice he finished runners up.

kahn, i dont like him very much, but he did great for us last world cup. without him, we wwouldnt have progressed into the knockout stages.

lehmann, as a schalke supporter still have bitter feelings bout him. he won the uefa cup with us, but tranferred to milan and 6 months later to the black-yellow shoites of dortmund. has a great season with arsenal. think of this: german keeper and french players to bring the champions cup to england...

 

[Father Jack]

I like Jens Lehmann he's a top goalkeeper. Oliver Kahn is a

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Lehmann has been class this year but is an utter cock.

 

[dunno]

Lehmann is far better than last year - but he always annoys me when he points his finger at any forward who happens to challenge him.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Lehmann is far better than last year - but he always annoys me when he points his finger at any forward who happens to challenge him.

and dances around like a clown if anyone dares to go near him.

 

[Redhead]

Lehmann is the best Goalie in the Prem at the mo for me.

 

[perth seagull]

I like Lehmann, he always spices up games with his bad temper and finger pointing.

 

[Stevie Boy]

what injures did battiston get from that awful challenge?

 

[Beach Hut]

Schumacher - the most disgraceful foul ever and not even a card

 

[GermanShepherd]

battiston had a concussion and a few teeth knocked out.

btw, something no paper of course picked up or wanted to print: schumacher of course apologised to battiston, the 2 are good friends now, even do soccer schools together...

 

[Man of Harveys]

btw, something no paper of course picked up or wanted to print: schumacher of course apologised to battiston, the 2 are good friends now, even do soccer schools together...

I would pay FORTUNES to watch those two teaching kids the fine art of coming off your line to approaching strikers - "now liddle boy, make yourself big...scheisse!...MMMPHFHF" It'd be like an X-rated Phoenix From The Flames.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

battiston had a concussion and a few teeth knocked out.

btw, something no paper of course picked up or wanted to print: schumacher of course apologised to battiston, the 2 are good friends now, even do soccer schools together...

He was injured worse than that wasn't he? Fractured cheekbone and shit...