Friday night joke

[Gemini]

An elderly couple were attending a church service. About halfway through the old lady leans over to her husband and says, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What do you type if you want to access OJ Simpson's website?

slash slash backslash escape









I thank you.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

"How can I help you?" said the shrink.

"My wife sent me. Because I like sausages".

"But I like sausages too" said the psychiatrist.

"Great", said the man. "You must come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them".

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'm going to the 8pm show at the Comedy Store in Leicester Square saturday night -- can I expect to seee LB on the bill?

 

[Juan Albion]

Bill who?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Bill who?

hello canada

 

[Juan Albion]

Hello, Essex guy.

 

[Juan Albion]

I'm currently watching a longstanding Canadian comedy show. It is called the Toronto Maple Leafs.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

I'm currently watching a longstanding Canadian comedy show. It is called the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Harsh, very harsh, but fair.

 

[Juan Albion]

Must have been a repeat. They lost again.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'm currently watching a longstanding Canadian comedy show. It is called the Toronto Maple Leafs.

My favourite line from that longstanding Canadian comedy show show is:

>My moose has got no nose
>How does he smell?
>Terrible

*ski-jacket*

 

[Juan Albion]

My favourite line from that longstanding Canadian comedy show show is:

>My moose has got no nose
>How does he smell?
>Terrible

*ski-jacket*

 

[Bry Nylon]

Moose goes into a log cabin.
He sees a sign saying "Moose snacks $5, hand jobs $10" The moose has one crisp $10 dollar bill....