Friday Doctor Doctor fun

[Dorset Seagull]

Just to brighten up your day lets try and find the definitive list of Doctor Doctor jokes. I'll kick off with these 3

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snooker ball
Get to the end of the cue

DD I think I'm a dog
Get on the couch
I'm not allowed on the couch

DD one minute i think i'm a wig wam and the next a tepee
You're too tense

 

[sam86]

This has been done to death, but I still chuckle -

'Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual....'

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Actually that's my favourite one ever

 

[skipper734]

Doctor, Doctor, I have stomach trouble . I can't stop farting.
O.K. Remove your trousers and bend over.
"Doctor picks up long pole"
What are you going to do with that. Stick it up my arse?
No. I'am just going to open a window.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"Dr Dr...I keep thinking I'm a member of Free"

"Well, your'e alright now"

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

'Dr Dr i think i am a pair of curtains'.

'Pull yourself together'

 

[Titanic]

blah... blah... just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Perry Milkins]

'Dr Dr i think i am a pair of curtains'.

'Pull yourself together'

yes I need to improve my gags now I have visioned the Master!

 

[smalldino]

Doctor Doctor i have a mole on my penis can you remove it.


Yes but i will have to report you to the RSPCA

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Doctor Doctor I can't feel my legs

Thats because we have amputated your arms

 

[Trufflehound]

Doctor Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Well don't do it then.

 

[Trufflehound]

"Dr Dr...I keep thinking I'm a member of Free"

"Well, your'e alright now"

Dr Dr...I used to keep thinking I was a werewolf...

But I'm alright nowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...


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Dr Dr...I used to keep thinking I was a parrot...

But I'm alright now.

But I'm alright now.

But I'm alright now.

But I'm alright now.

But I'm alright now.

But I'm alright now.

 

[Stoo82]

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge?


What's come over you?

 

[smalldino]

Doctor Doctor i have a bright yellow Penis

Doctor: Oh My God do you work with nuclear materials or other chemicals

Patient: NO

Doctor: Then what do you do for a living

Patient: I am on the dole so all i do is sit at home watching girl on girl porn and eating wotsits

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I went to the doctor last week.

He said 'Hello Peanut, haven't seen you for a while'

I said ' I've been ill'.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Doctor Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Well don't do it then.

'Dr, Dr I just broke my arm in 3 places'

Dr: ' Well don't go to those places again!'

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, doctor, everything I see looks gold coloured,

You've got a gilt complex.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, doctor, everything I see looks gold coloured,

You've got a gilt complex.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing double.

Sit on the couch.

Which one?