FourFourTwo - Interview with Gus - Questions wanted

[Wilka]

FourFourTwo are interviewing Gus at Falmer tomorrow. It’s made up of questions sent in by readers so if there is anything you want to get them to put to him e-mail:

charlie.ghagan@haymarket.com

 

[Biscuit]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

 

[keaton]

Which of the boys from Friends do you think you are most like?

What do you wear in bed?

How often do people mispronounce your country of birth so it says "You Are Gay!"?

 

[CHAPPERS]

How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?
How many fibres are intertwined on a shredded wheat biscuit?
Do you like black pudding?

 

[Mellotron]

Which of the boys from Friends do you think you are most like?

I would pay good money to see him respond to that one.

 

[FlownWest]

How much washing up do you think you could do without washing up liquid?

 

[Marshy]

Is Calderon the sexiest man alive ?

 

[Everest]

Do you know where Haywards Heath is?

 

[The Large One]

Do you accept that there is an increased risk of vehicle/bat collision?

 

[Simster]

Have you EVER managed to mop up a fairly big kitchen spill using just ONE paper kitchen towel, then wringing it out and mopping again like in that shit advert?

Which is the third most irritating TV advert after the Go Compare and Halifax efforts?

 

[The Grockle]

some serious ones from me

Do you have any plans to relocate from orpington to sussex, it must be a pain doing that comute several times a week.

Given that many of the current squad were here before you joined us do you feel this is a gus poyet team or is it still very much work in progress?

Apart from promotion to the championship have you set yourself any targets or goals during your next four years at the albion.

 

[Easy 10]

For christs sake. We've got a real opportunity here to direct some PROPER questions at Gus Poyet, the guy who in under 12 months has completely revolutionaised the Albion and taken us 8 points clear, and all you lot do is come out with a load of "oh-so-amusing" irrelevent SHITE. Honestly, you lot are a f***ing embarrassment. Cheers for the heads-up Wilka. I at least intend asking something thats worthwhile.

Gus - do you have a HTC Wildfire ? If so, how do you set it up to play a text message alert when you receive an email ? All I get is a flashing green light, and there doesn't seem to be an option to assign a text alert or ringtone for my incoming emails.
Thanks.

 

[Wilka]

For christs sake. We've got a real opportunity here to direct some PROPER questions at Gus Poyet, the guy who in under 12 months has completely revolutionaised the Albion and taken us 8 points clear, and all you lot do is come out with a load of "oh-so-amusing" irrelevent SHITE. Honestly, you lot are a f***ing embarrassment. Cheers for the heads-up Wilka. I at least intend asking something thats worthwhile.

Gus - do you have a HTC Wildfire ? If so, how do you set it up to play a text message alert when you receive an email ? All I get is a flashing green light, and there doesn't seem to be an option to assign a text alert or ringtone for my incoming emails.
Thanks.

Strangely enough the person who e-mailed me about this works for Stuff magazine.... maybe he would be better placed to answer this.

 

[Easy 10]

S'alright. Think I've sussed it now.

 

[Simster]

For christs sake. We've got a real opportunity here to direct some PROPER questions at Gus Poyet, the guy who in under 12 months has completely revolutionaised the Albion and taken us 8 points clear, and all you lot do is come out with a load of "oh-so-amusing" irrelevent SHITE. Honestly, you lot are a f***ing embarrassment. Cheers for the heads-up Wilka. I at least intend asking something thats worthwhile.

Gus - do you have a HTC Wildfire ? If so, how do you set it up to play a text message alert when you receive an email ? All I get is a flashing green light, and there doesn't seem to be an option to assign a text alert or ringtone for my incoming emails.
Thanks.

I've just ordered the Sky News/TV package for my HTC Desire. All the sports channels straight to my MINT phone for a bargain £6/month and just in time for the Ashes. Marvellous. Scenes.

Is Gus aware of this facility?

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Why the hell doesnt my shitty f***ing iphone 3gs alarm go off in the morning since the clocks have gone back?