For all those attending on Saturday night - Weather forecast

[bhaexpress]

Weather forecast for Saturday is rain, rain and more bloody rain. Just thought I'd mention it.

 

[Rougvie]

Fatboy wont be happy, it will muck up his hair

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, that's why I mentioned it !

 

[Easy 10]

Oooh, great. You'll all see me in my "wild and windswept" look. I feel I come across as particularly heroic like that.

 

[berkshire seagull]

O dear the gel will drip into my eyes

 

[Italiaseagull]

O dear the gel will drip into my eyes

Not to mention Triggers man juice!

 

[bhaexpress]

Who is this 'Gel'. Is she that posh ? Likes a bit of rough does she ? Seems bit of a slapper from what you've just said.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I like juice

 

[Biscuit]

Hopefully the pub will have a working roof....

just take the old Brighton poncho!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Who is this 'Gel'. Is she that posh ? Likes a bit of rough does she ? Seems bit of a slapper from what you've just said.

Yeah she is and she says she wants a real man that goes like an exspress train.

 

[Marc]

A contender to WeatherCrab's throne? done think he'll like that much

 

[bhaexpress]

Yeah she is and she says she wants a real man that goes like an exspress train.

Well I'm BHA express and I have been trained ... By Mrs BHA mind you. :

 

[berkshire seagull]

She said she doesn't like men who are under the thumb and sends her regards and respects your loyalty.

 

[bhaexpress]

Loyalty my arse ! It's that Glock that motivates me !

 

[berkshire seagull]

 

[bhaexpress]

You think it's funny ? She really does own a Glock 9MM and most of her family have guns too. She has a brother who I'm sure is a psychopath, he's got a huge stock of weapons ! These include sodding great hunting rifles and a Heckler Kosh although God only knows why he needs that !

Annoyingly one of her ex husbands (the complete arsehole who both I and his children hate) also has a weapon. All I have over there is an air taser, (only good for up to 15').

Does get a little hairy I can tell you