Football fans in Germany-Man Utd hate conundrum - Dailymash

[Wozza]

The Daily Mash - FOOTBALL FANS IN GERMANY-MAN UTD HATE CONUNDRUM

Football analyst Martin Bishop said: "It's a bit like Jude Law becoming a suicide bomber and blowing up your local pub. While having that beautiful little head sprinkled over a 300 yard radius is clearly a good thing, it was quite a nice boozer."

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I RUDDY love that website.

 

[Norman Potting]

I RUDDY love that website.

Thanks - I think I am growing to love it as well having spent the last ten minutes having a good chortle at the stuff on there - "Celine Dion voted worlds's worst person" even raised it to guffaw level. Really should be working.

 

[Braders]

Meanwhile neutral fans are facing an intense moral dilemma given that Germany plunged the globe into worldwide conflict before building a huge and resilient economy, whereas Manchester has emitted both Terry Christian and the Prius-driving Gary Neville.


sums it up so,so well....

 

[The Large One]

Loving it - and this story as well...

The Daily Mash - LONDON UNVEILS OLYMPIC SNIPER'S NEST

 

[Paddy B]

Loving it - and this story as well...

The Daily Mash - LONDON UNVEILS OLYMPIC SNIPER'S NEST

"sodomy trousers"


Genuine coffee over keyboard moment

 

[Husty]

"Every time we kicked the ball out, the referee gave them a throw-in or a corner and then he awarded them two goals based on the absurd argument that the ball had travelled over the line. This is Alice in Wonderland stuff."

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

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