We will control the weather conditions by creating our own ATMOSPHERE at Falmer.
I'm amazed the locals didn't realise this blessing would be upon their hamlet - perhaps we should only do the atmosphere inside the ground, then they can have all the fog?
Very rarely I would have thought. Tends to be foggy early morning here in Brighton, but i'm struggling to think of a day where it has been foggy in the afternoon/evening.
I drove past Falmer at 6.30am this morning and could barely see it! It was the same all the way from Shoreham though, I think today was just a pretty foggy morning
The Goldstone used to get really foggy sometimes.
Remember one reserve game where the ball spent all the time over the other side of the pitch and we couldn't see a bloody thing. Kept shouting for the players to bring it over our side for a change!
If it does get foggy at the Amex, we could always give Nigel Adkins a ring to come down and blow some of his hot air around to clear it.
I am sure TB will have installed fog lamps within the stadium that change colour and intensity depending on the atmospheric conditions. When we have the ball it will be as clear as daylight. When the opposition have the ball the lighting will change so that it will appear foggy so they won't be able to see who to pass to.
Either that, or we will be playing in a new all white playing kit next year so that when the opposition have the ball, the lighting will change to reflect the opposition team's colours onto our kit so that they pass the ball to us.