Five things you most love about your job

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Five things you like most about your job, come on friends, what are they?

1. Unliimited web access so I can browse NSC, the true voice of modern Britain, because all the online newspapers are full of Britney getting her gash out or some other KACK and I have nothing better to do than pretend to be doing some actual WORK.

2. Being sat opposite a rather delightful American chick (bit on the lardy side but cute as hell. Come on you 30 somethings -- Marriage=Kids=Boredom=Fantasies that I havent got a hope in hell of realising, know what I mean, yah)

3. Not having to start work until 2 p.m. so I can get lashed rather more than I should and am subsequently able to miss the rush hour.

4. Getting a free taxi home from work if I ''work'' until midnight

5. Getting paid rather more than I fear I'm worth for a job I could do in my sleep and is really not that challenging (but, hey, we have all got kids and mortgages to pay for, RIGHT?)

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

1. Coming into work knowing that you'll make a difference
2. Learning something new every day
3. Meeting interesting people
4. Caring for people
5. Ummmmmm....... going home resonably early if you start really early?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

1. Earn enough money in 9 months to take 3 months off every year
2. Not have to deal with complete arseholes for 3 months every year
3-5. Not applicable.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

1. Coming into work knowing that you'll make a difference
2. Learning something new every day
3. Meeting interesting people
4. Caring for people
5. Ummmmmm....... going home resonably early if you start really early?

Top answer BAG. Respect

 

[Mendoza]

Internet Access
Free cakes on Mondays and Wednesdays
Free Fry Ups on Fridays
Finishing at 4pm
Understanding boss who lets me have time off to watch the Albion

 

[steward 433]

1. Being the boss
2. Working with 1 particular person who makes my job easier
3. No weekends except stocktake
4. Listening to quality music all day
5. As many fag breaks as i want

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Understanding boss who lets me have time off to watch the Albion[/QUOTE]

You have a top boss, mate, wish I could watch the Albion All I have got to look forward to at the weekend is Hawesy and Harty

 

[CHAPPERS]

1 BBQ Hula Hoops in the vending machine
2 Internet
3 Boss is pretty sweet
4 Flexi time
5 Dunno why I left this until five but there being hundreds of female studnets about is pretty good.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

1. Earn enough money in 9 months to take 3 months off every year
2. Not have to deal with complete arseholes for 3 months every year
3-5. Not applicable.

Any vacancies?

 

[Normal Rob]

1 - Internet accesss (within reason)
2 - I work with a really good bunch of people - I like them all. And they are 90% female.
3 - Ability to work from home if required - and an understanding that working from home actually means checking e-mail once in the morning, once in the afternoon and answering the mobile if called (great if you have kids and a wife whose job mean the occasional day out)
4 - I am left to look after my own area of responsibility with little interfering
5 - respect both for my abilities and those that i work with.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

1) The beer trolley which is wheeled out at 5pm every Friday. On the company, just 'coz it's Friday afternoon.

2) I can't put that there are lots of very nice, very attractive females 'coz my g/f occasionally reads this site. Oh, hang on....

3-5) See 1

Edit: my boss is an Ipswich fan - he understands how important the footie is to me and lets me duck out half an hour early on midweek match days so I can get down to Brighton in time, 'coz he knows I'll pull the extra hours when necessary. That sort of generally grown up and tolerant atmosphere is pretty good.

 

[Les Biehn]

1) Lunch Breaks
2) Internet
3) Hometime
4) Hometime
5) Hometime

 

[bhaexpress]

1. Going Home
2. Knowing that there are a lot of people out there thicker than me.
3. Getting paid more than those I work with.
4. Getting to patronise popous Doctors and making life difficult for the tossers in HR and Finance.
5. Knowing that I only have another month of dealing with rude and ignorant users and not having to commute.

 

[Gareth24]

1) My boss is an Albion fan so at least 2 hours of Albion based chat a day and an hour of football chat for others to join in.

2) Internet.

3) Some lovely girls.

4) Winding people that act like plebs for most of the day.

5) Hometime.

 

[Da Man Clay]

1) Internet
2) Flextime
3) Getting paid a very good wage for a 20 year old
4) Good football based office
5) Dealing with something different everyday

 

[Cian]

1 - lengthy holidays per year compared to my previous jobs (30 days + 1 day the companies closed + 9 bank holidays)

2 - company frequently provides food for no apparent reason (and with enough warning that you can avoid bringing in/buying your own)

3 - work environment is extremely laid back, dress code is 'clean' and thats about it

4 - internet access is unfiltered for technical staff

5 - free newspapers

 

[beorhthelm]

1. Earn enough money in 9 months to take 3 months off every year

what do you do and where do i apply? actually quite fancy Crumplins job too if it wasnt in Japan. ( i am currently between jobs so seriously, let me know of anything )

 

[Bry Nylon]

The Crew I work with are my best mates.

Everyday is different and you never know what you'll be required to do next.

On the whole, people are generally really pleased / relieved to see us turn up.

The times when people write to us to say 'thanks'. Or when people come to visit us down the Station when they get out of hospital. Massive sense of job satisfaction when that happens.

My mum's proud of me

 

[smudge]

Try again!
1. Meeting people from all over the world.
2. $1.00 a beer in the crew bar.
3. Seeing different places.
4. The 3 months off at a time.
5. The girls....my God, the girls.

 

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