Favourite Simpsons character?

[jonnyboylennon]

Not including the Simpson family,who is your favourite 'minor' Simpsons character?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ralph Wiggum by a country mile.

 

[Reading Posh]

Ralph's dad, easy.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Agreed there Chappers. Pure Genius.

 

[BrightonBird]

Hard one, but I'd have to choose Barney

 

[Marc]

Ralph rules, Homer's great but my fave is:

 

[Eggman]

Apu!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

"HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'"

 

[JJ McClure]

Chief Wiggum. Funny as

 

[Artois]

Troy "you might remember me" McClure


ha ha ha ha.
I can't remember the last time I heard such a funny anecdote.

Now you tell one....

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I voted for Ralph, but I think Jasper is pretty funny

 

[FatboyTim]

JESSICA?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Ralph

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

I'm Idaho

My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Ralph

I'm Idaho

My favourite Ralph moment was when Lisa and her college mates scarpered fron him. "Why do people run from me?" He asks, before blissfully wetting himself.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ralph best moment.

''My cat's breath smells like cat food''

 

[jonnyboylennon]

"You choo-choo choose me?!"

 

[Eggman]

Krusty Look-Alike: "Hand me over all your money in a paper sack!"

Apu: "Yes, yes! I know the procedure for armed robbery!"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Ralph
I'm Idaho

Yes, of course you are.

 

[Adams score 0]

Excellent.

 

[Eggman]

Homer: Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.