Favourite Player/manager related albion chant?

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

I have two:

Jimmy Case:
Jimmy's gonna get ya, jimmy's gonna get ya

Ian Chapman:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na NA Chapman (Batman theme)

What's yours

 

[Bob!]

It has to be:

He shot, he scored
It must be Peter Ward

 

[Common as Mook]

Darren Carr:

Ooh Aah Darren Carr say,
Ooh Aah Darren Carr.

Used to have me in stitches

 

[B.M.F]

He's bald
He's bent
He's arse is up for rent ( allegedly )
Santos
Santos

 

[Frutos]

"Michel Kuipers, Former Dutch Marine (Chef)"

"There's Only Two Kerry Mayos"

"P-A-L-A-C-E, Stevie Coppell's Got VD, Knick-Knack Paddy-Whack, Give A Dog A Bone, Crystal Palace f*** Off Home"

"When The Ball Hits The Net Like A f***ing Rocket, It's Zamora"

and of course:

"We've Got Tiny Cox"

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

"We've Got Tiny Cox"

that's gotta be my favourite current player-chant

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I used to love the old Steve Foster m'lord chant.

Happy days back then right behind the goal in the North Stand

 

[B.M.F]

Dougie's Evil was one of my favorites from the Goldstone days.

Rougvie

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

we got stu stu stu stu storer on our wing

 

[sully]

Johnny Crumplin, football genius



Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a tart
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gary Hart
Oh Gary Hart, etc

 

[colinpants]

I took my little nephew to a game a couple of weeks ago and he thought the tiny cox chant was well funny, he kept singing it on the way home on the train, got some funny looks tho'.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I think we have had loads of good uns here is just another.

Steve Gritt,Steve Gritt,stevie stevie Gritt he's got no hair but we don't care stevie stevie Gritt..............Repeat 100 times.


Even though half of these don't apply perhaps we could have a few of these tomorrow just for added atmosphere.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Johnny Crumplin, football genius



Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a tart
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gary Hart
Oh Gary Hart, etc

Exactly the same!

The football genius - simple but effective. Do we need to adopt another football genius? We seem to be lacking in the current player songs stake!

 

[Trigger]

oh stuart tuck
OH STUART TUCK
he likes a f*ck
HE LIKES A F*CK
OH STUART TUCK HE LIKES A F*CK...

 

[Hannibal smith]

My favourite Albion chant I've heard was when Trevor Morley was playing for West Ham in the early 90's. To the tune of old mcdonald

Trevor Morley had a wife, eyio, eyio, oh
and in her hand she had knife, eyio, eyio, oh
With a stab, stab here and a stab stab there, here a stab, there a stab, everywhere a stab stab.
Trevor Morley had a wife, eyio, eyio, oh.

As for an albion specific the 'oooh Gary Chivers' one made me chuckle.

and as someone mentioned above

Johnny Crumplin Football genius.

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

wonder if tucky ever heard that on the pitch, would surely put him off his game a bit

 

[Commander]

My favourite Albion chant I've heard was when Trevor Morley was playing for West Ham in the early 90's. To the tune of old mcdonald

Trevor Morley had a wife, eyio, eyio, oh
and in her hand she had knife, eyio, eyio, oh
With a stab, stab here and a stab stab there, here a stab, there a stab, everywhere a stab stab.
Trevor Morley had a wife, eyio, eyio, oh.

As for an albion specific the 'oooh Gary Chivers' one made me chuckle.

and as someone mentioned above

Johnny Crumplin Football genius.

Add to that "There's only one Mrs Morley"

 

[Hannibal smith]

Whilst were on the subject. The one I like but can never remember the words is about the 83 FA Cup. Its along the lines of

And the stupid scots bastard was pissed and he missed

Anyone care to post it?

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

i know the one mean but i only remember that line too. anyone else know all of it?

 

[Peter Grummit]

Gerry we love you
Gerry we do
Though you may miss open goals
We still love you
And when we're at Wembley
We'll look back and say
It's good old Gerry Ryan
Who has helped us on our way!

Particularly good as it came true!

Concocted by Paul (Jacko) Jackson for those of you with long memories.

PG.