Favourite Kuipers Command?

[blue and white army]

Mine's 'Get up Tommy Elphick'

 

[Brighton M]

I just like the way he shouts "Elf, Elf, Elf"

His cries of 'away!' though are nothing compared to Roberts. He was the king of the ridiculous 'command'.

 

[SeagullRic]

The shout of 'Keepers, Keepers'. Still not completely sure whether he's shouting 'Keepers or 'Kuipers' When he says that.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I remain convinced that FDM does the voice-overs for Reiner Wolfcastle in The Simpsons

 

[HG201]

AWAY AWAY!!!!!!!!! Whenever a ball is played into the box

 

[Spider]

When was it that the opposition player went down and before the physio could come on Kuipers went over and basically hauled him up without much choice. Funny.

 

[Fat Pete Clemenza]

When was it that the opposition player went down and before the physio could come on Kuipers went over and basically hauled him up without much choice. Funny.

Wasn't that when it was subsequently discovered that Joel Lynch had BROKEN his leg?

 

[Munkfish]

mine used to be aimed at danny cullip "DANNY AWAY".

 

[SeagullEd]

No way!

His best BY FAR used to be...

'Com' on sonny'
'Op Sonny'

If you ever went to reserves you would know what I was talking about...it is just epic!

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

if anyone has ever spoken to him in person?

he always says..

"i like to say" Hahahah

 

[Fat Pete Clemenza]

My favourite is 'Oh f***!' when he drops yet another goal-costing ricket

 

[NMH]

Mine was "I'm miles better than Henderson, in fact he's just a useless shit. My gran could keep goal better than him".

Or was that someone else....wait, no, it was me that said that.

 

[Wilka]

Forward

 

[Barrel of Fun]

When he told Noah to take two of each species on an Arc to avoid a certain death with rising water levels.