Fancy dress ideas - theme is Crime/Murder

[CHAPPERS]

I need something simple to do as I can't be bothered with buying something or spending ages making something.

GO

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

tony blair?


ooooh satire

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If the party is shit, you can do some method acting and disappear.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Big white cotton wool SHIPMAN beard. Sorted.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Make a mask with a Hamburger on it and then wear a stripy top.


Hamburgler

 

[Easy 10]

Put some straw in your hair and talk all night in a broad west country accent.

Presto - you're Fred West.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Columbo mate

 

[Gazwag]

You could just turn up in a taxi with a toy gun

 

[Gazwag]

Big white cotton wool SHIPMAN beard. Sorted.

which you could then become Saddam Hussain to develop new conversations

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Go naked apart from a pair of Y fronts, and when they ask what you are, you can say, 'A furtive emission'. They will then give you a look of incredulity and you can say, 'I've come in my pants...'

 

[keaton]

tony blair?


ooooh satire

He has a Ronald Reagon mask

 

[Eric Potts]

You could just turn up in a taxi with a toy gun

Or a shotgun , particularly if the party is in Northumberland .

 

[Easy 10]

Somone get the tortoise one out of the way, for christs sake.

 

[CHAPPERS]

He has a Ronald Reagon mask

I'm thinking of this but that mask is SO hot and it's a festival so can get uncomfortable. If this thread doesn't bare fruit I'll probably do that though.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

go as a date rapist?

 

[The Large One]

Lorry driver.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

John Darwin - the canoeist

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Borrow one of your gran's dresses and go as Miss Marple

 

[Stat Brother]

Or a wheelchair, and go as Ironside.
Everyone will push you around all night, result.

 

[seagullwedgee]

Yeah, go as Harold Shipman.

And if anyone asks why you chose that, just say "I like injecting older ladies...."