Fancy a date with my mate?

[eastlondonseagull]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MESE:IT&viewitem=&item=260085256946&rd=1&rd=1

She's lovely

 

[theweasel]

Very hot, although her indoors might not take to kindly to me bidding

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

will she pay for dinner?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

She doesnt like Fish or Celery....sorry dear.


And my mrs would cut my knackers off ( if she could find them)

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Didn't the last one of these get pulled by ebay because it was in bad taste?

 

[Buzzer]

It was a Bournemouth girl wasn't it?

I think Ebay are banning these as it's the thin edge of a very thick wedge. I'd imagine escort girls putting themselves up before long otherwise.

 

[seven stands]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MESE:IT&viewitem=&item=260085256946&rd=1&rd=1

She's lovely

Your not mister right then

 

[bailey]

Good to see she comes with FREE postage and packaging.

People who charge loads extra for p&p on ebay and then send the item 2nd class in an old Tesco carrier bag with breadcrumbs in the bottom really annoy me.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

she's fit as. can't belive she needs help getting a date.

 

[magoo]

must be something fundaMENTALLY wrong with her.

 

[NMH]

hmmm, pictured from the side so we can check the breast, back so we know she ain't a widebody or shaped like an ant.

Okay, let her know I'll accept a date after she's gone out with the eBay loser.

 

[Wozza]

13th? Might be able to squeeze her in before Orient, I guess.

 

[maffew]

no feedback yet though

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

Walthamstow? Not far from Orient then. Let's all chip in and put her up as a prize to whoever scores the winning goal for us on Tues night.

Anything worth a try to get them firing again, surely!

 

[clippedgull]

HOLD YOUR BIDS!

IS this ELS with a wig on after a freebie dinner?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'll give you £2.50. But I want a blow job. And some ANAL. I wanna squeeze it right up her vegemite valley, just lay back and watch her goin' AAHHHHH DANNY YESSSSSSSSSSS

 

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This one looks fitter to me. And currently standing at 1p

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This one looks fitter to me. And currently standing at 1p

I'm winning so far

 

[byf]

No surprise sex then??

 

[eastlondonseagull]

HOLD YOUR BIDS!

IS this ELS with a wig on after a freebie dinner?

Damn you, got me there