Falmer Traffic Chaos with a few traffic cones

[FG aka FOOTBALL GENIUS]

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still, what if a few thousand football fans, never mind the chance of increasing the already falling attendances havnt the anti-falmer lot proved that this site really isnt the most suitable?

falmer for all, more like falmer for fools

 

[dougdeep]

The stadium isn't planned in the village of Falmer.

 

[Beach Hut]

Guess who's back

 

[FG aka FOOTBALL GENIUS]

in true Little Britain style "yeah I know" BUT its hardly a million miles away and kinda proved a point that the infrastructure around the planned pipe dream is woefully inadequote and there are better options.

 

[northstandnorth]

he's wank
he's wank
he's as thick as a plank
F G..........F G




BUT THEN

he is only looney/nmh/dwayne/watford o/all of his other pet names.

b.t.w.is he perseus

 

[dougdeep]

He's inadequote anyway.

 

[Rangdo]

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still, what if a few thousand football fans, never mind the chance of increasing the already falling attendances havnt the anti-falmer lot proved that this site really isnt the most suitable?

falmer for all, more like falmer for fools

Why was Falmer at a standstill? They did a very good job of restricting traffic going into the village which just goes to show how easy it'll be to do on matchdays. Thanks nimbys. Falmer here we come

 

[northstandnorth]

best option for you fg/twatford/looney/nmh.

try 36 paracetamol and a half bottle of vodka.

disconnect the phone first

turn on the gas cooker but dont light the oven,then try to get a neighbour(this bit shouldn't be to hard for a person as popular as you)to pour a few gallons of petrol through your letter box and ask them to follow that up with a catherine wheel.

 

[northstandnorth]

by the way F G.
the real football genius knew his limitation,he knew what he could do and he had enough class to realise when he was out of his depth.he never over-rated his skills but knew he could compensate for his technical limitations by effort and enthusiasm for his role.

know YOUR limitation FG
stick to play-dough

 

[sullyupthewing]

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still, what if a few thousand football fans, never mind the chance of increasing the already falling attendances havnt the anti-falmer lot proved that this site really isnt the most suitable?

falmer for all, more like falmer for fools

BLAH f***ing BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Is your breath like your posting, SHIT.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I just pray that FG gets run over soon.

 

[Braders]

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still, what if a few thousand football fans, never mind the chance of increasing the already falling attendances havnt the anti-falmer lot proved that this site really isnt the most suitable?

falmer for all, more like falmer for fools

run that past me again ?

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still- a few traffic cones means people can't park near the duck pond.


FFS we all know that falmer village will probably off-zone to albion fans on match saturdays , meaning they make absoulutely no point what so ever !
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Shut the f*** up you insignificant little prat

 

[ditchy]

FG = attention seeking disorder

 

[Scoffers]

Don't worry about Falmer Village FG, the new council local plan is set to recommend that the whole village get flattened to build a Mental Asylum, and we've already put your name forward for a nice padded cell

 

[Curious Orange]

Pay attention FG.

The plans for the stadium INCLUDE upgrading the access to the stadium site.

 

[Easy 10]

Pointless, worthless, inaccurate, unintelligent, attention-seeking, misleading, wrong.

Other than that, good thread FG. Well done.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

a few traffic cones and Falmer is at a stand still, what if a few thousand football fans, never mind the chance of increasing the already falling attendances havnt the anti-falmer lot proved that this site really isnt the most suitable?

falmer for all, more like falmer for fools

Where do You think the new stadium should be FG?
(poetry unintentional)

 

[kalinski]

in true Little Britain style "yeah I know" BUT its hardly a million miles away and kinda proved a point that the infrastructure around the planned pipe dream is woefully inadequote and there are better options.

what else do you need along with a dual carriageway? do we need a six lane motorway? have you been to White Heart Lane, Upton Park, Priestfield etc etc oh and a train station

The communication links to Falmer are better than 98% of grounds in the country

sorry to everyone else if this has all been said a million times

 

[Rangdo]

what else do you need along with a dual carriageway? do we need a six lane motorway? have you been to White Heart Lane, Upton Park, Priestfield etc etc oh and a train station

The communication links to Falmer are better than 98% of grounds in the country

sorry to everyone else if this has all been said a million times

It's best not to argue with FG. He's a nimby loving cock. Just tell him he's a cock and get on with your day (i.e. look at another thread )