Falmer - The Movie

[Uncle Spielberg]

The last 5 years would make a great movie with all the ups and downs, trials and tribulations, blood and tears on the pitch and off. I am recommending it as a subject to my mate , Spielberg and need some ideas with the casting. Who could play ?.

John Prescott
Dick Knight
Martin Perry
Norman Baker
Micky Adams
Peter Taylor
Steve Coppell
Mark McGhee
Ian Hart
Charles Hoile
Mr Collyer
Paul Samrah
Paul Camillin
NSC regulars
Des Lynam
Fat Boy Slim/Zoe Ball

I will recommend Raz C Nesbitt as Mark McGhee and Jar Jar Binks as Norman Baker.

Could be a big hit I reckon.

 

[Everest]

NSC regulars - has to be themselves

 

[Jim D]

Prescott will be either Johnny Depp or Bernard Manning - it depends on whether or not he says 'Yes'.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am vearing towards John Goodman or Philip Addy ( fat bastard in the Full Monty ) for John Prescott.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Dick Knight to be played by Sir Ian McKellen

 

[Faldo]

Lee Evans as Peter Taylor.
Sean Connery as Dick Knight
Gollum as Steve Coppell

I'd be happy to do a cameo...

 

[bhafc4eva]

Prescott to be played by Roy Chubby Brown

 

[Safeway]

I'll play Elton John. Not sure where exactly in the film he'd fit in (Paul Watson meets his idol, perhaps?) but I reckon it would be fun.

 

[chips and gravy]

Des Lynam = Harrison Ford

 

[The Large One]

I am vearing towards John Goodman or Philip Addy ( fat bastard in the Full Monty ) for John Prescott.

You mean Mark Addy

Archer & Bellotti as 3rd stunt turds.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Charles Hoile - Gary Oldman

 

[The Large One]

Dick Knight - Russell Crowe
Micky Adams - Sean Bean
Peter Taylor - Leslie Grantham
Martin Perry - Pete Postlethwaite
Mark McGhee - John Gordon Sinclair
Ian Hart - Shane Richie
Pete Kennard - Ray Winstone
Charles Hoile - Ron Moody
Liz Costa (got to have a love interest) - Helen Mirren


For his war cry Paul Samrah would be played by Danny La Rue (if he was still alive).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Leon Knight: the guy who was inside R2-D2. Or Gary Coleman.

Dick Knight- Leslie Phillips

Charles Hoile- Stevie Wonder

 

[Marc]

Gotta be Gary Coleman Edna for Leon

Danny DeVito for Dick Knight
Roger Moore for Martin Perry

 

[Ernest]

Dick Knight = Charles Hawtry
Martin Perry = Kenneth Williams

 

[The Large One]

Steve North as the obligatory fireman.

 

[Trotster]

Trotster - moon lighting as any MFI kitchen units or mahognay effect doors

 

[Brovion]

Bob Hoskins or Alexi Sayle for Attila.

 

[Yorkie]

Steve Coppell - Tim Healy
Micky Adams - Jimmy Nail

 

[Jim D]

Depending on a 'Yes' or 'No' from JP, Dick Knight will be played by either Charlton (Moses) Heston or Danny (Walter Mitty) Kaye.