FALMER IS OFF! (breaking news)

[byf]

my mate who works as a cleaner in downing street has just rang me+said he saw dick knight handing over the letters with norman cook+sir des lynam.

when dick knight came crashing through the middle and punched john prescott in the face while screaming

DONT FCUK US AROUND YOU FAT NORTHEN BAS****!

watch this space for further developements...................

 

[Citrus]

Nice one Dick!

 

[Marc]

I can actually see that happening

 

[tinx]

If he says no there's a fair few fans who will gladly do this for him

 

[readingstockport]

Wish it would, he gives us northerners a bad name does prescott

 

[byf]

YES TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A HERO


NO TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A DEAD MAN

 

[Citrus]

YES TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A HERO


NO TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A DEAD MAN

That's so true!


You know what to do Johnno...

 

[byf]

when he gives the go ahead,do you think he will be at the 1st home game at falmer in 2025 or will he be dead by then!

 

[Zeitgeist]

It's frustraiting that we're at the mercy of this smirking, five chinned lump of lard. To me, Prescott is an example of everything that is rotten about New Labour today. If he approves Falmer, I'll turn a blind eye to his shortcomings. Me unprincipled??

 

[Marshy]

Oi dont be posting Threads with Titles like that.

Its Monday, Im already in a bad enough mood !

 

[byf]

yeh come on prescott you fat sh** give us falmer+we promise not to chuck eggs at you again!

 

[Locky]

YES TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A HERO


NO TO FALMER = PRESCOTT'S A DEAD MAN

Prescott supposedly loves football.......................So I think he is most likely to agree the Stadium.
However if he dosen't I'm with you byf.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good for you Dick !

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I say we use the Coppell compensation to, er, "help" the decision along a bit.

How about fifty grand, Mr Prescott, we get the stadium, you get to be Three Jags, Mrs Prescott gets a new hat, everyone's a winner! Say no more....

 

[CAFC Matt]

If he says no there's a fair few fans who will gladly do this for him

I can see another egg incident happening

 

[Turkey]

Egg? Now do behave.

I think it might be more than an egg that goes in his direction!

 

[bhaexpress]

Egg ? Jeeze, haven't we shelled out enough on this enquiry ?

 

[Turkey]

 

[berkshire seagull]

Got my double barrell shot gun ready and thats no joke

 

[Lord Bracknell]

my mate who works as a cleaner in downing street has just rang me+said he saw dick knight handing over the letters with norman cook+sir des lynam.

when dick knight came crashing through the middle and punched john prescott in the face while screaming

DONT FCUK US AROUND YOU FAT NORTHEN BAS****!

watch this space for further developements...................

Actually the truth of what happened is slightly different. Liz Costa was seconds away from hurling herself under the wheels of Prescott's limo when she was prevented from doing so by a policeman, who later confessed ... "If I'd known you felt that strongly about the stadium, I'd have let you do it".

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