ever done something, then felt a bit guilty?

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i was working in this house today fixing this woman's microwave.
i just saw a ball rolling along the floor out the corner of my eye so i turned round and volleyed it over a footstool and off the wall into the front room.





it was only when it re-appeared after a few minutes that i noticed........there was a hamster inside, and this 'ball' was in fact an exercise thingy.

 

[The Kid That Talks Sense]

I remember once my friend went to the toilet in burger king and i ate his food. I felt so bad but i had to eat it you know.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

I laughed at that GD. Reminds me of as a younger lad, I saw my brother in the kitchen, and feeling the need to pass wind in front of him, ran and skidded into the kitchen on my knees letting rip loudly....

... also in front of the two students that had just turned up to stay with us.

 

[smellis]

i was working in this house today fixing this woman's microwave.
i just saw a ball rolling along the floor out the corner of my eye so i turned round and volleyed it over a footstool and off the wall into the front room.





it was only when it re-appeared after a few minutes that i noticed........there was a hamster inside, and this 'ball' was in fact an exercise thingy.

That is the funniest thing i've heard in a long time, thanks for making my day!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Was the hamster OK?!?!

*looksupnumberforRSPCA*

 

[Whitterz]

Did the hamster survive this horrific ordeal Dave?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

yeah, that was made it funny.......a 'ball' rolling back then noticing a hamster





with little whiskers twitching.
almost as if he wanted another go?

 

[HG201]

Wish i saw that Guinness dave, sounds very funny
Did the owner see it?

 

[BeardyChops]

i was working in this house today fixing this woman's microwave.
i just saw a ball rolling along the floor out the corner of my eye so i turned round and volleyed it over a footstool and off the wall into the front room.





it was only when it re-appeared after a few minutes that i noticed........there was a hamster inside, and this 'ball' was in fact an exercise thingy.

you shouldn't laugh, I suppose... but that's a gem

 

[Buzzer]

On holiday a few year ago I wandered into a pub in Norwich. I was playing pool with my brother when a down's syndrome bloke offered to play me. I let him win so he then asked if I wanted to play for a £10 bet. Naturally, I accepted, 7 balled him and took the money.

Never mind. Just like the Special Olympics, he's still a winner in my eyes.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

I remember once my friend went to the toilet in burger king and i ate his food. I felt so bad but i had to eat it you know.

I think NSC has 'had it's fill' of you' TKTTS ....or should I say...

 

[SNOOBS]

The other day I went to Brighon University (the sports bit in Eastbourne). As I walked in the entrance this picture caught my eye of a young lad in glasses making a strange movement whilst playing football. I pointed and laughed, although for some reason no one else did. As I looked at the other pictures I realised all of them had disabilities! I felt terrible!!

nothing wrong with glasses btw!!

 

[Simon Morgan]

On holiday a few year ago I wandered into a pub in Norwich. I was playing pool with my brother when a down's syndrome bloke offered to play me. I let him win so he then asked if I wanted to play for a £10 bet. Naturally, I accepted, 7 balled him and took the money.

Never mind. Just like the Special Olympics, he's still a winner in my eyes.

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Yea... three putting. Bit like wanking....you know its bad, but your going to do it again !

 

[Fazz62]

On holiday a few year ago I wandered into a pub in Norwich. I was playing pool with my brother when a down's syndrome bloke offered to play me. I let him win so he then asked if I wanted to play for a £10 bet. Naturally, I accepted, 7 balled him and took the money.

Never mind. Just like the Special Olympics, he's still a winner in my eyes.

Buzzer

Why did you not then offer to play him for "double or quits"?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

The other day I went to Brighon University (the sports bit in Eastbourne). As I walked in the entrance this picture caught my eye of a young lad in glasses making a strange movement whilst playing football. I pointed and laughed, although for some reason no one else did. As I looked at the other pictures I realised all of them had disabilities! I felt terrible!!

nothing wrong with glasses btw!!

It's me in the picture

 

[Gullywog]

i was working in this house today fixing this woman's microwave.
i just saw a ball rolling along the floor out the corner of my eye so i turned round and volleyed it over a footstool and off the wall into the front room.





it was only when it re-appeared after a few minutes that i noticed........there was a hamster inside, and this 'ball' was in fact an exercise thingy.

how did you volley it if it was rolling??

i bet this didn't actually even happen!!

 

[Whitterz]

On holiday a few year ago I wandered into a pub in Norwich. I was playing pool with my brother when a down's syndrome bloke offered to play me. I let him win so he then asked if I wanted to play for a £10 bet. Naturally, I accepted, 7 balled him and took the money.

Never mind. Just like the Special Olympics, he's still a winner in my eyes.

 

[Zamora For England]

The other day I went to Brighon University (the sports bit in Eastbourne). As I walked in the entrance this picture caught my eye of a young lad in glasses making a strange movement whilst playing football. I pointed and laughed, although for some reason no one else did. As I looked at the other pictures I realised all of them had disabilities! I felt terrible!!

nothing wrong with glasses btw!!

I go to Chelsea School too.

Must admit, first time seeing that on an open day, I did openly laugh and almost point it out before realising.

Still brings a snigger everytime I see it though

 

[Juan Albion]

how did you volley it if it was rolling??

i bet this didn't actually even happen!!

Any hamster ball I've ever come across would not stay together if booted by anyone bigger than a toddler.

But then maybe it did come apart and the hamster put himself back in and closed it up.