Euphemisms for a number 2

[Les Biehn]

My 2 personal favourites are;

Droping anchor at poo bay
Going for a Douglas (Hurd)

Any others?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Laisser les enfants a la piscine

 

[lovelyboy]

downloading a brown

 

[Les Biehn]

Laisser les enfants a la piscine

Oui oui la merd.

 

[Les Biehn]

Laying a dog egg.

 

[vulture]

going for a london irish

 

[The Large One]

Dropping the kids off

 

[pasty]

Clipping a Cuban

 

[Les Biehn]

Crimping one off.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

to partake in a "Forest Gump".

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A gary Neville

 

[dunno]

Opening the Bomb bay doors

 

[medicine man]

Bombing China

 

[pasty]

Curling one out

 

[medicine man]

Laying cables

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Mr Brown's poking his head out

 

[beardy gull]

There's a big brown dog barking at the back door.

 

[Hiney]

Releasing a Turtle

 

[Bakesy]

dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

releasing a flock of pidgeons