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El Hadj Diouf



Pinkie Brown

Wir Sind das Volk
Sep 5, 2007
3,623
Neues Zeitalter DDR 🇩🇪
Everyone's favourite spitting camel has been linked with tonight's opponents. However: Could he 'do a job' for us?? ??? Could be the perfect foil for CMS & provide that extra bit of physical presence we lack up front?

Yes, he's behaved in an obnoxious manner on more than a few occasions & has enough baggage to fill a container. Ignoring that, would he be worth 'taking a look at'?

What do all the wise sages from this ere place think?........
 






Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
I think he is a total scumbag, who shows the very worst side of modern football and I'd find it difficult to cheer him in the stripes. Plus we have our own sprinklers.
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,068
Vamanos Pest
If Rangers didnt want him then that says it all.
 




Gus is god

Banned
Sep 9, 2011
1,637
Not a hope in hell, id be gutted if we sign him.
 


Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
He needs deportation papers delivered to him ASAP! Biggest tosser to have played in our country as far as I'm concerned... Fcuk him!
 


Gus is god

Banned
Sep 9, 2011
1,637
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His already a bad influence on them, they are already doing lines of his head :eek:
 




Mar 29, 2010
2,492
Under your skin.
:clap: El-Hadji "God" Diouf owns a prank caller.


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Superseagull69

Active member
May 8, 2010
791
MEDWAY
Everyone's favourite spitting camel has been linked with tonight's opponents. However: Could he 'do a job' for us?? ??? Could be the perfect foil for CMS & provide that extra bit of physical presence we lack up front?

Yes, he's behaved in an obnoxious manner on more than a few occasions & has enough baggage to fill a container. Ignoring that, would he be worth 'taking a look at'?

What do all the wise sages from this ere place think?........

Should fit in well with Fat SAM then.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
I think Allardyce, who is his No1 apologist, has probably misjudged the mood at West Ham re Diouf. He's had spitting run-ins there, and there was a row over an alleged 'racist' outburst at a ball-boy. They've spent the last few days Tweeting David Gold about it.
 




Pbseagull

New member
Sep 28, 2011
916
Eastbourne
Everyone's favourite spitting camel has been linked with tonight's opponents. However: Could he 'do a job' for us?? ??? Could be the perfect foil for CMS & provide that extra bit of physical presence we lack up front?

Yes, he's behaved in an obnoxious manner on more than a few occasions & has enough baggage to fill a container. Ignoring that, would he be worth 'taking a look at'?

What do all the wise sages from this ere place think?........

Not ever! bloke is a total tosser, should be banned from every club in the country
 


Everyone's favourite spitting camel has been linked with tonight's opponents. However: Could he 'do a job' for us?? ??? Could be the perfect foil for CMS & provide that extra bit of physical presence we lack up front?

Yes, he's behaved in an obnoxious manner on more than a few occasions & has enough baggage to fill a container. Ignoring that, would he be worth 'taking a look at'?


What do all the wise sages from this ere place think?........

Physical presence? He cannot be much bigger than Noone. Even disregarding his appalling behaviour he is not the type of player we need.
 










Arthur

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
8,705
Buxted Harbour
I didn't realise panto season had started early this year??

I wouldn't want him playing for us because he's a big meanie waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa

Jeeeeze there are some fannys on this board!

Great player, EXACTLY what we are missing in midfield! So what if he's a horrible ****? He'd be here to play football, not make friends!

Sadly though we wouldn't be able to anywhere close to what he would want wages wise.
 


Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,530
Uwantsumorwat
has ability and but for his saliva problems would no doubt be playing top flight football week in week out , not for me, but some club will take a punt for sure
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,824
would rather be relegated that such a twat play for us.
 




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