Egg joke (not everyone will get it)

[Superphil]

Man sitting in a restaurant, the waiter brings over a plate and puts it on the table in front of him, there are 2 black dots on the plate.

Man says "sorry, but I ordered an omlette"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I dont get it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm guessing it is a Germanic joke.

 

[Bakero]

Get it but think it needs some work- maybe it needs to be a German restaurant

 

[matt]

rübbish

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Cream joke (Not everyone will get it)

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. The waitress comes out and asks him if he would like to order. "Yes madame, I would like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress hurries back inside, and just as quickly comes back out and says to Sartre "I'm so very sorry monsueir, but we seem to be out of cream. Would you like it with no milk instead?"

 

[BLOCK F]

Thank heavens for my O-Level in German,some of it stuck.

 

[Acker79]

I get it. I don't think it works as a joke on it's own. Maybe in a series of jokes, or in some sort of series of grammar/language sketches (something about a uni student doing a child care course writing his parent thesis, the oj simpson "\\ escape" joke, etc)

 

[Pbseagull]

I get it. One joke I have never got from years ago .... Man goes into a bakers and asks for a loaf of Bread, Baker says Brown or White?, Man says it's ok I've got my bike outside!. Anybody have a clue what the joke is?

 

[Acker79]

I get it. One joke I have never got from years ago .... Man goes into a bakers and asks for a loaf of Bread, Baker says Brown or White?, Man says it's ok I've got my bike outside!. Anybody have a clue what the joke is?

A quick google search suggests it's a joke used to make fun of other people. If people laugh at it, it's because they are too embarrassed to admit they don't get it.

 

[Pbseagull]

A quick google search suggests it's a joke used to make fun of other people. If people laugh at it, it's because they are too embarrassed to admit they don't get it.

Thanks, always thought I was a bit stupid for not understanding the joke.

 

[Bakero]

Man goes into a bakers and asks for a loaf of Bread, Baker says Brown or White?, Man says it's ok I've got my bike outside!.

A quick google search suggests it's a joke used to make fun of other people. If people laugh at it, it's because they are too embarrassed to admit they don't get it.

Oh..

 

[Pbseagull]

Oh..

 

[Matrix10]

Two parrots sitting on a perch an one say to the other can you smell fish?

 

[Norman Potting]

Man walks into a bar. They had to take him to A&E as it was an iron bar!

 

[Pbseagull]

Two Nuns sitting on a park bench, a streaker runs past, one has a stroke, the other one couldn't reach!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bloke turns up at a club with a set of jump leads round his neck. Bouncer says 'you can come in, but don't try and start anything'

 

[Acker79]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.


Did you really 'get it'?

 

[Superphil]

Q. What's the difference between a duck?


A. One of its legs is both the same

 

[Superphil]

I Keep thinking it's Tuesday