EASY10 loses his left bollock

[Gritt23]

"I bet my left bollock ...."


Right at the bottom of the 1st page.

Ouch, that's gonna hurt!

 

[Skint Gull]

 

[Easy 10]

I'm sure I don't know WHAT you mean.





(all subsequent quotes have clearly been doctored)

 

[Gritt23]

Hmm, unfortunately you were quoted by others ... top of page 2



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Originally posted by Easy 10
I bet my left bollock we won't make ANY new signings till August.
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Why on earth would anyone want to win your left bollock? Is it a magic seed capable of growing into a giant beanstalk?




Sorry mate, but it's time to pay up!

 

[Easy 10]

Signings from the likes of Braintree don't count.

Why would anyone want my left bollock ? Perhaps to further limit the chances of me siring any future little Easy 10's who may plague this board in the future ?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yes Im with Easy on this one. I think he mean any signings from a league club...

 

[Easy 10]

Yes Im with Easy on this one. I think he mean any signings from a league club...

Thanks T M L S

yaah boo SUCKS to Gritty.

 

[Gritt23]

Why would anyone want my left bollock ?

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer he gave at the time.




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Originally posted by Lokki 7
Why on earth would anyone want to win your left bollock? Is it a magic seed capable of growing into a giant beanstalk?
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Sadly it has no magical powers that I am aware of, but if you win it, you can do what you like with it. A novelty marble for a child perhaps. Or mount it on a stick and use it as a drumstick.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Signings from the likes of Braintree don't count.

Why would anyone want my left bollock ? Perhaps to further limit the chances of me siring any future little Easy 10's who may plague this board in the future ?

I'll take your left bollock, I was always told I have two left feet, so I may as well have two left bollocks too. If anyone has a spare left arm I can have too then my collection will be complete.

 

[Albion Rob]

I'd like to make my own bid for Easy's bollock.

I was thinking of baking it in the oven then painting it white and using it for a table tennis ball.

Imagine the hilarity as I serve up a significantly heavier projectile than my opponent had been expecting and he knocks it limlpy into the net.

Failing that, if it's a decent size, I've use it for a snooker ball.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I was thinking it could be preserved in glass to make an interesting paperweight or ornament. Imagine the conversations that could start...

 

[Easy 10]

If I ever scoop my left bollock out of its sack, I think I'd use it as a decorative mouseball.

 

[Gritt23]

If I ever scoop my left bollock out of its sack, I think I'd use it as a decorative mouseball.

That wouldn't work, as the discharge would just clog it up, and it wouldn't move properly.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'd bake it until it was rock hard. I'd then sculpt it into the shape of Falmer (the stadium not the place). Once that was done I'd put it inside a small dome with some glittery paper and hey presto, I'd have a novelty snow shaker that could be sold in the club shop.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Signings from the likes of Braintree don't count.

Why would anyone want my left bollock ? Perhaps to further limit the chances of me siring any future little Easy 10's who may plague this board in the future ?

That sounds like Earnest's excuse that goals in 3-1 and 5-1 defeats dont count.

 

[Gritt23]

I'd bake it until it was rock hard. I'd then sculpt it into the shape of Falmer (the stadium not the place). Once that was done I'd put it inside a small dome with some glittery paper and hey presto, I'd have a novelty snow shaker that could be sold in the club shop.

That sounds delightful, how much do you think it could sell for?

Alternatively you could offer it up for auction at Kerry Mayo's Testamonial Dinner.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

That sounds delightful, how much do you think it could sell for?

Alternatively you could offer it up for auction at Kerry Mayo's Testamonial Dinner.

oooh, I don't know, someone with a greater knowledge of the snow shaker market than me would have to tell you that. Maybe 5.99? Or is that asking a bit too much?

 

[Wilka]

McDonnalds would use it in their burgers

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Fill it full of air then use it as a hairy spacehopper.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

If i won easy's left bollock i would leave it in a draw for a year (remembering to drill a hole for the string first) to harden and then have a champion conker to be proud of..................