Easy fancy dress ideas

[CHAPPERS]

Watching television and a decent drinking career has destroyed my imagination and ability of think for myself so I'm going to ask you ****s for decent fancy dress ideas that are easy to do. It's for a festival so please take that into account.

Cheersio.

 

[Bluejuice]

Wear a Coldplay T-shirt and go as a twat

 

[Gully]

What sort of festival may I ask?

 

[Silent Bob]

Ghost Dog.

 

[Icy Gull]

Dress up as a Chinaman and when anyone asks who you are you can say

Um Lei Tung

If they don't speak German they'll think you are a nutter

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A Peruvian Travelling Musician.

Light Poncho
Straw Hat (from Snoopers £5)
Fake Tan
Fake Moustache
Marackers (sp?)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Black up, wear a pearly king jacket, mope around refusing to look anyone in the eye, and go as a Turkish footballer.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What sort of festival may I ask?

It's the Secret Garden Party.

Secret Garden Party

 

[Trufflehound]

[1975]

You could always do the "still hilarious after all these years" premature ejaculation impression, by just coming in your pants.

[/1975]


Well... it's easy AND cheap.

 

[Gully]

Wow, that looks pretty good fun.

 

[Mendoza]

Full Albion kit, with shinners, captains armband, boots, tape round socks, skins under neath and draw a tattoo of your name in arabic down the inside of your left forearm, sweat band in club colours on the right wrist, a gucci man bad and massive earphones attached to your ipod

 

[Paxton Dazo]

George Bush - Wear a suit and hire a mask f or £5 - Never Fails

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oooh, I should say there's a few of us going so a THEME would be good.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Wow, that looks pretty good fun.

I know! Really looking forward to seeing Grace Jones, her shows are supposed to be incredible.

Thinking about this festival is the only thing getting me through the day, considering on most years I'd be walking in Glastonbury at about this time today.

 

[Common as Mook]

Go with a condom on your nose, and when someone asks you what you have come as, you say;

"f*** nose"

 

[Mendoza]

All go dressed as Grace Jones


failing that go as Blazin Squad innit

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Go with a condom on your nose, and when someone asks you what you have come as, you say;

"f*** nose"

This plan falls down somewhere around the assumption that anyone is going to approach and engage in conversation with a weirdo with a johnny hanging off their nose.

 

[scooter1]

Get yourself a white sheet and i'll lend you my Osama bin Laden mask and flack jacket.
Another could get a pirate hook, and another white sheet - viola Abu Hamza

 

[Gully]

Depends what the weather is going to be like, if it is really hot then covering yourself in body paint...and little else...might be a laugh,

 

[Nibble]

Not sure if this goes with the peace and love vibe of the festival but.....