Easy 10

[Meade's Ball]

If you could have any biscuit up your arse, which biscuit would you choose?

 

[Biscuit]

f***.. off...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Soggy?

 

[Muzzman]

Bourbon.. it's ilongation would be useful for an easy insertion.

 

[alan partridge]

It would really have to be a NICE biscuit.

 

[Biscuit]

It would really have to be a NICE biscuit.

rules me out.

 

[Easy 10]

Hmmm....nothing too chafing like a hobnob, and I wouldn't really want any corners, so that rules our bourbons and those pink wafer ones.

I think if I was going to insert a biscuit up my arse, it would probably be a milk chocolate digestive. The chocolate would melt easily and help to break the whole thing down to a manageable, pulp-like mass. And the smell would have a dream-like quality to it.

Yes, I've decided. Milk chocolate digestive.

 

[Rangdo]

I would imagine hobnobs would be a bit rough.

 

[Trufflehound]

Wagon Wheels (can you still get them?). They're nice and spongy.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

a JAFFA cake.

 

[colinpants]

chocolate finger surely

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd gauge my anus' willingness to participate with a breadstick, then before it knows anything about it, stuff a pink wafer up there.
Done.

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

a JAFFA cake.

If we are talking cakes too... then a nice battenberg...or a mini swiss role, just for convenience

 

[Croydonbloke]

a JAFFA cake.

Confirmed you are a bunch of Jaffas!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Confirmed you are a bunch of Jaffas!!!

Do you want to kiss me?

 

[Biscuit]

A jaffa cake is not a biscuit.

 

[Marshy]

Chocolate finger surely....slip in easy

 

[Easy 10]

A jaffacake is certainly softer AND a more managable size. However, I think my anus is allergic to citrus (I had a particularly uncomfortable weekend once following an unpleasant incident with a bottle of Sol and a slice of lime).

I'll stick with the milk chocolate digestives if its all the same.

 

[alan partridge]

A shortbread finger would be nasty

 

[Meade's Ball]

A shortbread finger would be nasty

It would leave the bumhole looking like the Mummy's tomb, my mind's eye tells me.