Boardy the dumpmaster, averages 5 a day. I consider that excessive.
So, on average, how many times do you?
So, on average, how many times do you?
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Dumps per day
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Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
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Meade's Ball
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On average, i probably do about 0.75 poos a day.
5 poos a day cannot be considered dumps though. They will be pellets. Possibly even skids.
5 poos a day cannot be considered dumps though. They will be pellets. Possibly even skids.
Rougvie
Rising Damp
1 for me, fairly regular after our morning meeting 10 o clock or so.
Weekends are always a bit later for some reason, but usually just the one
Weekends are always a bit later for some reason, but usually just the one
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Thats a gravity-defying habit, you have there.
berkshire seagull
New member
Depends what i've eaten although would guess 1 big fat dump a day.
Giant Seagull
That was textbook
someone does 5 shits a day!
Still good to exercise those bowl muscles i spose
Still good to exercise those bowl muscles i spose
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ManxSeagull
NSC Creator
Always one per day after work !!
Prefer comfort of own toilet and read a newspaper.
Prefer comfort of own toilet and read a newspaper.
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Sussex on Leith
New member
It depends.
One relatively undramatic turd if I've been drinking plenty of water, eating 5 portions of fruit and veg a day, plenty of fibre etc. etc.
If, on the other hand, the previous evening has involved ten pints of Bass, a Lamb Phall and a pickled egg, things can change somewhat, o the point where more of the day is spent on the pan than off it.
Stop me if I'm giving you too much detail here.
One relatively undramatic turd if I've been drinking plenty of water, eating 5 portions of fruit and veg a day, plenty of fibre etc. etc.
If, on the other hand, the previous evening has involved ten pints of Bass, a Lamb Phall and a pickled egg, things can change somewhat, o the point where more of the day is spent on the pan than off it.
Stop me if I'm giving you too much detail here.
Vinyl Richie
New member
2/3 but as it's pancake day today I think tomorrow will be up in the 5/6 region (all bigguns too)
About 5 a week, but never sure what proportion are going to be floaters
Jambo Seagull
Well-known member
four for me yesterday. Two in the hotel, one in Milan Lambrate railway station and one at Bergamo Airport. Probably something to do with my prodigious intake of alcohol over the weekend.
Normally two to three.
Normally two to three.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Probably not quite one a day. Sometimes I'll have one in the evening, and won't need one the following day at all, but I'll have a "turtles head" by the time I wake up, so immediate evacuation is required. Generally every 1.5 days I'll have a good clear-out.
Why are no girlies replying on this thread ? Where are the Bints ? I need to know their habits to build up a more rounded picture of them in my minds eye.
Why are no girlies replying on this thread ? Where are the Bints ? I need to know their habits to build up a more rounded picture of them in my minds eye.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Easy 10 said:
Women only release whispers.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Ahh, of course.Meade's_Ball said:
My mother used to say that hers came out gift-wrapped in bows, and scented with perfume.
We did have some curious conversations when I was a child.
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Marshy
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1 in the morning and 1 at about tea time.... !
