Loving this NUFC fan (if you ignore Leeds being Leeds)
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'Brighton centre back - yeah you'll be fine'
It's like walking into a football player dealership:-
'I'd like 6'2 of Brighton centre back please'.
'Certainly sir, can I interest you in the 6 month warranty?'
'On a Brighton centre back, no that won't be necessary'.
'Ah you have a discerning eye,
perhaps I could interest you in the 'savecentre' deal'.
'Go on'.
'Well Sir buy 1 centre and get 1 centre half price, so I can offer you a BHA centre forward with 50% off'
'**** off'.
I mean TBH, if any Brighton footballer was going to end up on Naked Attraction, Duffy would be high on my list of potential ones...
Loving this NUFC fan (if you ignore Leeds being Leeds)
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'Brighton centre back - yeah you'll be fine'
It's like walking into a football player dealership:-
'I'd like 6'2 of Brighton centre back please'.
'Certainly sir, can I interest you in the 6 month warranty?'
'On a Brighton centre back, no that won't be necessary'.
'Ah you have a discerning eye,
perhaps I could interest you in the 'savecentre' deal'.
'Go on'.
'Well Sir buy 1 centre and get 1 centre half price, so I can offer you a BHA centre forward with 50% off'
'**** off'.
17 minutes into Shane’s Norwich debut