DTG Update

[Dave the OAP]

The ankle hurts like f***ing Hell!!!!!...especially when I put it down from the chair!!!

And...the telly has been pronounced very poorly...some company is taking it away on Saturday and it may be 15 days away being fixed, or cremated, they havent said yet.....something to do with diodes or sommat.


I am very depressed

 

[rool]

Don't be tight and send the woman out to buy a new one pronto, or else

 

[Parson Henry]

Don't be tight and send the woman out to buy a new one pronto, or else

Ankle or TV?

 

[John Boy]

When I snapped my ligaments in my ankle, I put them in a bowl of salty water, and they healed in no time.

 

[ditchy]

The ankle hurts like f***ing Hell!!!!!...especially when I put it down from the chair!!!

And...the telly has been pronounced very poorly...some company is taking it away on Saturday and it may be 15 days away being fixed, or cremated, they havent said yet.....something to do with diodes or sommat.


I am very depressed

who gets a telly fixed now days ,, must cost as much as getting a new one

 

[rool]

When I snapped my ligaments in my ankle, I put them in a bowl of salty water, and they healed in no time.

Did it hurt taking them out?

 

[John Boy]

Did it hurt taking them out?

You know what I meant

 

[Everest]

Did it hurt when you put them back in?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Oh Dave, will you ever win?

 

[Lokki 7]

As my old boss helpfully used to say to me, "there's absolutely no point in getting depressed." I always found that advice most useful.

 

[tedebear]

When I snapped my ligaments in my ankle, I put them in a bowl of salty water, and they healed in no time.

Did they go all curly like when you put celery in cold water??

 

[Meade's Ball]

As my old boss helpfully used to say to me, "there's absolutely no point in getting depressed." I always found that advice most useful.

A tramp told me that whenever i felt depressed, i should have a wank. I've followed that advice and been depressed and red raw ever since.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Did they go all curly like when you put celery in cold water??

I allways thought celery was for tickling bums

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A tramp told me that whenever i felt depressed, i should have a wank. I've followed that advice and been depressed and red raw ever since.

I tried that to and got thrown out of Smellhurst when the the 5th goal went in.

 

[Yorkie]

The ankle hurts like f***ing Hell!!!!!...especially when I put it down from the chair!!!

And...the telly has been pronounced very poorly...some company is taking it away on Saturday and it may be 15 days away being fixed, or cremated, they havent said yet.....something to do with diodes or sommat.


I am very depressed

Don't put your ankle down from the chair then and it won't hurt so much.

Buy a new telly.

There you are - all sorted out


Seriously Dave I hope it gets better soon (wonder if Roz is making as much fuss )

 

[BobbySmith]

Hi

wot u done mate, shall I call you every minute with the ashes news ?

 

[Bakesy]

When I snapped my ligaments in my ankle, I put them in a bowl of salty water, and they healed in no time.

How did you get them back in your foot??

 

[bhaexpress]

Dave, if you could get some one to pick it up I can loan you my old Sony. It's a 25" and it just sits in my bedroom accmulating dust.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

PONSE

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dave, if you could get some one to pick it up I can loan you my old Sony. It's a 25" and it just sits in my bedroom accmulating dust.

Cheers Frank.

Dont worry mate, I have an old telly we are watching thanks.

Yorkie, obviously Roz is not moaning this much, she is a woman...you women do not know the meaning of pain and suffering

Toes have now gone black with the bruise that covers my ankle, toes and foot...its very very pretty!

Does anyone know if Malcolm the phisio does private work? I could do with some ultrasound and stuff as we go on holiday next Saturday!!!!