Dream Abuse

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

This morning I woke to find my female associate giving me the total skunk-eye, I was thinking, did I p*ss the bed or something ?then she told me that she was unhappy with me because she had had a dream in which her friend told her that I don't look at her the same way as her ex did, and that consequently I don't love her as much as he did.

Is there any way to defend yourself against something you have done in someone elses dream?

Thanks in advance for advice on this cos I am beat!

 

[Curious Orange]

No.

 

[shaolinpunk]

this reminds me of that friends episode...

 

[Billy the Fish]

Piss the bed tonight, so that when she wakes up in the future she will be so relieved to wake up in a dry bed that she will instantly forget any bad dreams about you, or in general.

 

[The Wookiee]

I had a dream last night I ate a giant marshmellow, when I woke up in the morning my pillow was gone

 

[NMH]

Be warned - she is trying to tell you something in that special way that women have of telling you; without using straightforward English or anything that makes ANY sense whatsoever, just so they can say they gave you enough signs.

I suggest you start playing hard to get, and perhaps even start sleeping with other women just to teach her a good solid lesson.

 

[NMH]

and she's toying with the concept of a rivalry between you and her ex-boyfriend, to see how you react.

Either way it's a game. Either tell her she doesn't even need to compare your affection for her with anyone else because you have never felt so passionate about another woman like you do for her, or sleep with other women to teach her a good solid lesson.

 

[supaseagull]

I had a dream last night I ate a giant marshmellow, when I woke up in the morning my pillow was gone

 

[Pettitt303]

I Dont Do Dreams....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I had a dream last night I ate a giant marshmellow, when I woke up in the morning my pillow was gone

Quality.

 

[Lankyseagull]

I had a dream last night I ate a giant marshmellow, when I woke up in the morning my pillow was gone

The old ones are the best, eh?

 

[Questions]

This morning I woke to find my female associate giving me the total skunk-eye, I was thinking, did I p*ss the bed or something ?then she told me that she was unhappy with me because she had had a dream in which her friend told her that I don't look at her the same way as her ex did, and that consequently I don't love her as much as he did.

Is there any way to defend yourself against something you have done in someone elses dream?

Thanks in advance for advice on this cos I am beat!

Try to dream about her flirting or worse with another feller then when you wake up, slap the bitch.

 

[Biscuit]

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fire.

 

[Questions]

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fire.

I slept like a baby last night....................


























































































































woke up every 2 hours and wet my pants.

 

[Rangdo]

This morning I woke to find my female associate giving me the total skunk-eye, I was thinking, did I p*ss the bed or something ?then she told me that she was unhappy with me because she had had a dream in which her friend told her that I don't look at her the same way as her ex did, and that consequently I don't love her as much as he did.

Is there any way to defend yourself against something you have done in someone elses dream?

Thanks in advance for advice on this cos I am beat!

A swift black eye will solve this tricky conundrum.

 

[Stat Brother]

I too am a frequent sufferer.
I've found the only defence is to shout very loudly & slowly:-

IT WAS A DREAM, NOT REAL.

 

[Timbo]

This morning I woke to find my female associate giving me the total skunk-eye, I was thinking, did I p*ss the bed or something ?then she told me that she was unhappy with me because she had had a dream in which her friend told her that I don't look at her the same way as her ex did, and that consequently I don't love her as much as he did.

Is there any way to defend yourself against something you have done in someone elses dream?

Thanks in advance for advice on this cos I am beat!

She sounds like a crank. Get rid.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i had a dream that i hadnt had a shave
wheb i woke up this morning, it'd come true

 

[Bakesy]

I was just dreaming that i had a right bastard of a hangover.Then i woke up and it was true.