dodgy joke

[biggles]

what with all the rascist bans , oh heck here goes




>> Mohammed entered his classroom.
>>
>> "What is your name?" asked the teacher.
>>
>> "Mohammed"..... answered the kid..
>>
>> "We are in Australia and, there is no Mohammed. From now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher.
>>
>> In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.
>>
>> "My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce."
>>
>> "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you," and she beat him..
>>
>> Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely.
>>
>> The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher
>> saw him with all the bruises she asked:
>> "What happened to you little Bruce?"
>>
>> "Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Australian I was attacked by two fuckin’ Arabs!..."
>>
>>

 

[alex_brighton]

i like it

 

[Andrew]

niice haha

 

[ali jenkins]

hahahahaha

 

[dougdeep]

Snigger!

 

[getreal1]

 

[Gerbil]

Racist.Ban him.














































Funny though

 

[Gullywog]

why is his school day less than two hours?

 

[getreal1]

It's all pray and no play with the Koran bashers

 

[biggles]

Racist.Ban him.

shit i knew it would happen

 

[Billy the Fish]

Very good

 

[alex_brighton]

Racist.Ban him.

shit i knew it would happen

it was sarcasm mate

 

[biggles]

it was sarcasm mate

really phew thats a relief as i thought i may get banned

 

[Nottseagull]

why is his school day less than two hours?

Where does it say when in the school day the "conversion" took place?