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Do you Tip for take outs?
- Thread starter Marc
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clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
I think a tip is in order!
Otherwise he might 'lick' your Pizza before the next delivery
Otherwise he might 'lick' your Pizza before the next delivery
TheBlueAndWhiteStrips
Active member
I don't tip them. And I don't feel guilty about either. Why should I give them more money for doing what they are paid for? I know they get low wages but so do a lot of other jobs that we don't tip. Smile say cheers and shut the door.
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
bugger, will he accept an IOU?
Lets just accept thats a non starter, might be wise to look down the back of the sofa before he arrives!
Goring Gull
New member
I don't normally tip for take outs. The amount i have i'd be skint ;0
TheBlueAndWhiteStrips
Active member
bugger, will he accept an IOU?
Just don't open the door and ask him to feed you slices through the letter box
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
People who do lowly paid jobs and who usually rely on tips to bring them up to anywhere near a decent wage almost always remember those who are poor or non-tippers...not that I would suggest for a moment that this might affect the service they give in the future...however, if someone was a generous tipper you would want to ensure that they always received a sufficient level of service for that state of affairs to continue.
Spanish Seagulls
Well-known member
That definately deserves a tip though. Doesn't solve the problem, it makes it worse.
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
bet you dont give the dustmen/postman/paperboy anything at christmas either.
Yes we always give a delivery person something, especially if its bad weather
I always give the delivery man a quid or two.
beorhthelm
A. Virgo, Football Genius
- Jul 21, 2003
- 35,862
once upon a time delivery chaps and chappettes relied on tips to earn something as the pay was shit. with minimum wage, they are now paid pretty well for an unskilled job. tipping isn't necessary.
R. Slicker
Well-known member
- Jan 1, 2009
- 4,490
I think it depends what type of person you are. If you are a decent, normal person you will always give a bit, If you are a proper tight git, you won't.
And if you're on the other side with your mouth open, no washing up, bish-bosh job done.
Art Vs Science
Banned
- Sep 1, 2010
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Do You! Kylies Stunt Arse
What?
Provided they are getting minimum wage of course. A lot of places would pay a small hourly rate and a per delivery amount which should bring it up to minimum wage but may not. Either way they rely on tips to make more money.
And yes, I would tip a bit, a quid at least.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
EDDIE
All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
Come on. Throw in a buck.
MR. PINK
Uh-uh. I don't tip.
EDDIE
You don't tip?
MR. PINK
No - I don't believe in it.
EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?
MR. BLUE
You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
MR. PINK
Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
(Mr. Blonde laughs.)
EDDIE
I don't even know a f***ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
MR. PINK
I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds.
(Eddie laughs.)
I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
MR. BLUE
Hey, this girl was nice.
MR. PINK
She was OK - but she wasn't anything special.
MR. BLUE
What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick?
(They laugh.)
EDDIE
I'd go over 12% for that.
MR. PINK
Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times
MR. BLONDE
Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too f***ing busy?
MR. PINK
Words "too f***ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.
EDDIE
Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last f***ing thing you need's another cup of coffee.
MR. PINK
Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy.
MR. BLUE
You don't care they're counting on your tips to live?
(Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.)
MR. PINK
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
MR. WHITE
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
MR. PINK
So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit.
MR. WHITE
Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.
MR. PINK
(pauses) f*** all that.
(They all laugh.)
MR. BROWN
Jesus Christ!
MR. PINK
Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
MR. ORANGE
Hey - he's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
EDDIE
Hey! Leave the dollars there.
JOE
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in?
MR. ORANGE
Mr. Pink.
JOE
Mr. Pink? Why not?
MR. ORANGE
He don't tip.
JOE
He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip?
MR. ORANGE
He don't believe in it.
JOE
Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn breakfast.
MR. PINK
Alright - since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, but normally I would never do this.
JOE
Never mind what you normally would do. Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. Thank you.
All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
Come on. Throw in a buck.
MR. PINK
Uh-uh. I don't tip.
EDDIE
You don't tip?
MR. PINK
No - I don't believe in it.
EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?
MR. BLUE
You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
MR. PINK
Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
(Mr. Blonde laughs.)
EDDIE
I don't even know a f***ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
MR. PINK
I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds.
(Eddie laughs.)
I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
MR. BLUE
Hey, this girl was nice.
MR. PINK
She was OK - but she wasn't anything special.
MR. BLUE
What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick?
(They laugh.)
EDDIE
I'd go over 12% for that.
MR. PINK
Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times
MR. BLONDE
Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too f***ing busy?
MR. PINK
Words "too f***ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.
EDDIE
Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last f***ing thing you need's another cup of coffee.
MR. PINK
Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy.
MR. BLUE
You don't care they're counting on your tips to live?
(Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.)
MR. PINK
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
MR. WHITE
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
MR. PINK
So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit.
MR. WHITE
Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.
MR. PINK
(pauses) f*** all that.
(They all laugh.)
MR. BROWN
Jesus Christ!
MR. PINK
Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
MR. ORANGE
Hey - he's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
EDDIE
Hey! Leave the dollars there.
JOE
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in?
MR. ORANGE
Mr. Pink.
JOE
Mr. Pink? Why not?
MR. ORANGE
He don't tip.
JOE
He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip?
MR. ORANGE
He don't believe in it.
JOE
Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn breakfast.
MR. PINK
Alright - since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, but normally I would never do this.
JOE
Never mind what you normally would do. Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. Thank you.